# Psoleon the True Badbutt...because you can't say bada\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Player Fiction\ **Tags:** null-sec\ **Created:** [April 23, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513 "2019-04-23T06:38:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/1 "2019-04-23T06:38:20Z")
So sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful ship… No, it’s nothing as cool as Gilligan. Actually it’s lame as ■■■■. It’s a story of a guy that thought he was cool, but wasn’t. Seriously, even little kids bullied him, poor guy. It’s a sad tale, but a true one: There I was kids, in a Wormhole (don’t Google or ask your mom what that is, it’ll give you nightmares), minding my own bees wax, and then a true badbutt crossed my path. Anyway, back to that wormhole. There I was, roaming and ■■■■, all on my lonesome. Come across a wormhole, seems innocent enough, so I enter. Apparently it’s a nullsec system. You know, the stuff that makes those high sec pirates ■■■■ their pants, because it’s a challenge. Dammit, where was I? Let me collect my thoughts… ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/2 "2019-04-23T06:42:30Z")
Oh yeah, so there I was, minding my own business in nullsec. Checking the readings, everything seemed ok. You know, cause nullsec is where all the badbutts are. Can’t be complacent. ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/3 "2019-04-23T06:45:24Z")
So all my frequencies are open, just chillin’. Checking what’s going on in system. The usual territorial stuff is going on, those guys versus those guys, nothing that concerns me. ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/4 "2019-04-23T06:49:32Z")
But all of a sudden my comms are freaking out on me. After I put direct pressure on my ear drums to stop the bleeding, I see what it is. It’s a true nullsec badbutt calling me out. I’m not really sure how to reply, because I have to quit laughing first. ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/5 "2019-04-23T06:57:22Z")
Psoleon: “Hey you wormhole cloaky guy, you aren’t welcome here and stuff” Me: “Why? You afraid of little ol’ me?” Psoleon: “Heck yes, you’re killing my income…err…NO!..KILL COMMS!” Me: “You still there snowflake?” ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/6 "2019-04-23T07:07:04Z")
Me: “Comms are still open, can you identify yourself?” Psoleon: “I represent folks…that are…uh…” Me: _waits_ Psoleon: “Um…gimme a minute…” ---
**Author:** ![Solecist\_Project](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solecist_project/32/479741_2.png) [@Solecist\_Project](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solecist_Project)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/7 "2019-04-23T08:09:05Z")
Name’s the game, ey? 😊 Go on! ---
**Author:** ![Qia\_Kare](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/qia_kare/32/279281_2.png) [@Qia\_Kare](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Qia_Kare)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/8 "2019-04-23T10:09:37Z")
I actually like what this guy is doing, but still can’t help but imagine an exchange where I ask Solesist if she’s ‘Effin Crazy’ and she replies ‘No. Effin Crazy is the OP.’ It’s a terrible pun, of course, but I love those and this one gives me too many giggles to leave it unsaid. Forgive me. ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/9 "2019-04-23T16:08:46Z")
Psoleon: “Well, you aren’t supposed to be here, you need to leave”. Me: I revert to my 5 year old self and say “Make me”. Psoleon: _sounds of someone coming unhinged ensue_ ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/10 "2019-04-23T23:34:01Z")
Psoleon: I’M IMPORTANT!..YOU SHOULD LEAVE!..IF YOU DON’T I’LL CALL YOU NAMES! Me: Like what? Psoleon: I don’t know, but they’ll be bad! ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/11 "2019-04-23T23:35:48Z")
Psoleon: And you better fear and respect me, because I’m dangerous! Just ask me! Me: You ok man? You sound like you could use a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Effin\_Crazy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/effin_crazy/32/149591_2.png) [@Effin\_Crazy](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Effin_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/12 "2019-04-23T23:38:40Z")
Psoleon: That’s actually not the first time I’ve heard that…but that’s beside the point! Me: _Wondering if this guy is for real_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/psoleon-the-true-badbutt-because-you-cant-say-bada/154513/13 "2019-07-22T23:38:43Z")
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