# Returning Player who cant remember anything! Needs help and a Home

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**Category:** Recruitment Center\
**Created:** [March 23, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/returning-player-who-cant-remember-anything-needs-help-and-a-home/148059 "2019-03-23T12:56:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/returning-player-who-cant-remember-anything-needs-help-and-a-home/148059/12 "2019-03-24T05:18:24Z")

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Hi Mushroom!

you might be interested in what we do: our corp is specifically dedicated to training new pilots, or (in your case) helping pilots get back in the swing of things. We know what it’s like to wake up in your pod, not knowing who you are, why you’re training that thing, or why you ordered all that tentacle-themed drone erotica last night! It happens! We’re happy to help you sort things out!

Here’s our ad:

> [@Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-we-serve-you-hott-space-knowledge/138313):
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> (pictured: you, in space, which is big and lonely) So, like, you know what is your very favorite thing, if you are A Troll? It’s when you’re flying around, and you find these noobs, and they’re just sitting there, the dummies, being “carebears” or whatever; and you run in, blow them up, yell something grammatically questionable about “harvesting tears” and then fly back to high-five your buddies about how you “cucked” them. It’s the best!¹ You know what isn’t fun for you? I…

You can come chat on our public channel, **Gardeners’ Academy** , or visit our Discord: [Akadeimia Keipouron SVK](https://discord.gg/7ggZZ5f).

Drop in and say hi!

\<3  
EH

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