# Semi-retired semi-bitter vet looking for relaxed home to play (or not as I see fit) **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Created:** [September 6, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/semi-retired-semi-bitter-vet-looking-for-relaxed-home-to-play-or-not-as-i-see-fit/22348 "2017-09-06T02:02:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 3
**Author:** ![Garen\_Lemmont](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/garen_lemmont/32/170771_2.png) [@Garen\_Lemmont](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Garen_Lemmont)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/semi-retired-semi-bitter-vet-looking-for-relaxed-home-to-play-or-not-as-i-see-fit/22348/3 "2017-09-06T16:33:50Z")
Fantastic post! Surprised you haven’t been visited yet by the copy-pasta “insert generic recruiting post” recruiting brigade. Here’s my take and how my organization fits with your criteria. > [@El\_geherg](#): > > mostly in null sec Ewwwwwww… 😉 > [@El\_geherg](#): > > not get killed by gate guns in low sec YOU’RE HIRED! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > I might be super active for a while and then drop off the map for a bit and then come back. We have a fair bit of pilots like this (including me). Not an issue for us at all, RL \> Eve always. All we ask for is that when the mood strikes… and the time is right… that you be down for some lowsec (and 0.0) enforcement pewing! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > Seeking that elusive balance between being laid-back about the game and being competent in what you do when you undock. Gotta be honest… this may not describe us exactly. Oh the laid back part is spot on… but competent? Pfft, can’t even spell it! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > one non-negotiable is that your corp is mostly focused on and dedicated to PvP Done! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > ISK making opportunities are an important secondary consideration We have an entire REGION (and a 1/2) for ratting. Oh and we sometimes take the neighboring 0.0 systems. Mainly for content, but rats need shooting there too! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > Tolerance level for squeaky voiced adolescent internet tough guys What about for non-squeaky adult internet tough guys? 🤔 > [@El\_geherg](#): > > Likelihood of joining a fleet for each successive rage ping: -15% Lol, we pick on guys for even _thinking_ about considering rage pings! We can’t even spell CTA! > [@El\_geherg](#): > > Odds of a very unpleasant response to your copy-paste corp advert for a high sec mining opportunity in reply to this post: Near 100% WHATS WRONG WITH THE MINERS??!!! They’re people too!! 😜 Full API? Not my area of expertise, but most of us could care less about your dank alt corp and those super cherished eve-mails from the mythical female eve player late in 2007. 🦄 We just want chill bro’s to fly with, kill stuff with, and lose ships with… that’s IT! With all that said above, come check out our merry band of Dastardly Pirates! Living deep in Khanid lowsec ☠ 😵 ☠ Doing everything we can to keep Lowsec dangerous! Free harem for all those that join, better hurry offer valid for only three more minutes!! Those dastardly Darwinism bois!! 😍 😍 😍 The scourge of anyone not part of the greater Khanidistan Realm! Oh and EUTZ through USTZ mainly. CLICK BAIT \>\>\> > [@DASTARDLY DARWINISM PIRATES! \[alliance recruitment\]](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/darstardly-darwinism-pirates-alliance-recruitment/14530): > > Fatal Rain \> what we all really want to know is what is your position on brexit? You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll die The worst pirates you have ever heard of…but at least you have heard of us. Lowsec pirates who rule Khanid Lowsec. Propaganda We have caused Ev0ke to restructure, helped kill Nulli Secunda, forced Purple Helmeted Warriors from the region, HUN Reloaded left because of us, Northern Army were eased out, The Methodical Alliance left Querious due to our pressure, Surely Your … --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/semi-retired-semi-bitter-vet-looking-for-relaxed-home-to-play-or-not-as-i-see-fit/22348)._