# \*sneaks in a classic\* - the rebirth **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Tags:** humor\ **Created:** [July 22, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/sneaks-in-a-classic-the-rebirth/11428 "2017-07-22T14:11:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Conrin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/conrin/32/389303_2.png) [@Conrin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Conrin)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/sneaks-in-a-classic-the-rebirth/11428/1 "2017-07-22T14:11:01Z")
It dawned on me that there are vast numbers of pilots who have never read [The original thread](http://www.eve-search.com/thread/840754-0/page/1) so without further adieu, I present the new and reborn _Sneaks in a classic_ with apologies to Sheriff Jones, Monty Python, The BOFH and many other for what will follow: edit: added the requisite number of ding’s **_Scene: CCP Falcon sitting behind the counter polishing what looks suspiciously like an electric pink thorax model_** \*\* ding ding \*\* **Falcon:** Hello and welcome to the CCP Store How can I help you today **Customer:** I’d like to complain about the price of Plex, It’s so high that I’m unsubscribing. **Falcon:** Oh dear, it would be a shame to lose you. **Customer:** Dont patronize me. I’m a paying customer **Falcon:** That was never my intention, I would never want to offend a ‘paying’ customer like yourself. Tell you what how about we fill in this feedback form so I can escalate this upwards - First question what is the main reason that you are unsubscribing **Customer:** I can’t play completely free anymore **Falcon:** Such a shame. Surely you can just mine or rat a bit more and… **Customer:** No that’s not fair, I want things back the way they were. **Falcon:** Oh, I see… how about this then… I shouldn’t do it, but I have some old plex here that I can sell you cheap. Would that ease the pain? **Customer:** Well… its a start **Falcon:** Well if you just put your thumb here to transfer the Kredits and here **_hands customer a plastic wrap named Plex_** … and done. Pleasure doing business with you. **Customer:** So how do I use these then? **Falcon:** Use what? **Customer:** The plex you just sold me. **Falcon:** No idea what you’re talking about and that’s not plex it’s a plastic wrap. **Customer:** You just sold me this… **Falcon:** Not a clue what you’re talking about mate. **Customer:** I… **Falcon:** Was leaving? Was unsubscribing? **Customer:** Well I Never… **Falcon:** …Paid cash for a day’s game time ever? How ever will we survive without you? _ **Customer slams the door \*\* ding ding \*\* and the pink thorax model wobbles slightly** _ **Falcon:** You forgot to finish your survey… Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_parasol](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yellow_parasol/32/10455_2.png) [@yellow\_parasol](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/yellow_parasol)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/sneaks-in-a-classic-the-rebirth/11428/2 "2017-07-22T15:14:21Z")
LOL! BUT you. forgot. the. dingding. 👿 (loving it, but it’s incomplete!!!) post dingding edit: thank you! it just didnt feel right without the door dingdinging! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_dorrim_barstorlode/32/361083_2.png) [@ISD\_Dorrim\_Barstorlode](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/sneaks-in-a-classic-the-rebirth/11428/3 "2017-07-22T23:00:22Z")
Needs more ding ding. ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Spurty](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/commander_spurty/32/499672_2.png) [@Commander\_Spurty](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Commander_Spurty)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/sneaks-in-a-classic-the-rebirth/11428/4 "2017-08-18T07:33:04Z")
chuckle [insert wry smile here]