# So if it's pronounced 'Posh-vahn', why do you spell it 'Pochven'?

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**Created:** [November 23, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/so-if-its-pronounced-posh-vahn-why-do-you-spell-it-pochven/281346 "2020-11-23T13:24:59Z")\
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Also, I have decided that Pochven (aka Poochy) can also be pronounced thusly;

Po (as in Poe, as in Edgar Allen Poe)

Ch (hard K sound, “K-hh”, followed by the H, pronounced “Eh”)

Ven (pronounced as in Robert Vaughn, but the V representing a hard M, thusly “Mauhn”)

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> [@Inxentas\_Ultramar](#):
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> why is it pronounced as “Whabbit”?

It isn’t apart from by people with lisps and cartoon characters. I’m English. I say Rabbit with a hard R. I have never met anyone in my life who says ‘Whabbit’ and if I did I would punch them.

> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> I believe Avaelica is referring to the dialect of the toffee nosed twat.

🤣

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/so-if-its-pronounced-posh-vahn-why-do-you-spell-it-pochven/281346/43 "2020-11-24T15:13:21Z")

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If it’s pronounced new-q-lur, why do you spell it nuclear?

Mr Epeen 🕶

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> [@Mr\_Epeen](#):
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> If it’s pronounced new-q-lur, why do you spell it nuclear?

New-klee-ur

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/so-if-its-pronounced-posh-vahn-why-do-you-spell-it-pochven/281346/45 "2020-11-24T15:44:16Z")

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> [@Miranda\_Farron](#):
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> New-klee-ur

Would President Bush ever tell a lie?

[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/7/4/7447fceef52ed44995cbce61b8c8cc368a6978eb.jpeg "I say nu-cle-ar, Bush says Nu-cu-lar") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hORaebYWDwk)

Mr Epeen 🕶

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/so-if-its-pronounced-posh-vahn-why-do-you-spell-it-pochven/281346/46 "2020-11-24T16:04:07Z")

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Can wookies even SAY their own ■■■■■■■ planet’s name tho

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/so-if-its-pronounced-posh-vahn-why-do-you-spell-it-pochven/281346/47 "2020-11-24T17:37:36Z")

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> [@Miranda\_Farron](#):
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> I’m English. I say Rabbit with a hard R

No, you don’t. What in regular English sounds like a “hard R” is still softer then the hardest R of all my nation’s dialects. In English, repeating the letter (like RRRRRR) comes out as an even, monotonous tone **without vibrato**. A Rotterdam RRRR is done with exaggerated vibrato from the larynx.

> [@Ramona\_McCandless](#):
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> What? Either my eyes are in back to front or you have this a bit mixed up.

Or, perhaps (and this was my point) the label “hard” is rather relative to the listener. British, Americans… all have this different sound for R _relative_ to my own language. To me an English R does not _sound_ like an R, because in my own frame of reference an R is made by vibrating the larynx far more strongly.

The more vibrato, the “harder”, right? Perhaps I have this bit off as I’m not a phometics expert and can barely follow the rest of the thread. I do apologize for characterizing the British as Elmer Fudd, it’s just that that cartoon character came to mind when trying to explain how no English-based pronounciation for the letter R sounds “hard” to me.

> [@Ramona\_McCandless](#):
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> I suppose the closer to France you get the more distant good solid Rs get.

That’s what I meant. Except Rotterdam. Rotterdam is the capital of hard R’s. This is literally what it sounds like:

[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/2/0/2035ff31bfa9cd8168475afe6dd0866d0480b327.jpeg "Rotterdamse R") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSRFEnEQZMA)

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> [@Inxentas\_Ultramar](#):
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> if the word is “Rabbit”, why is it pronounced as “Whabbit”?

Elmer Fudd isn’t real, mate. 😃

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> [@Avaelica\_Kuershin](#):
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> I’ve got a terrible accent: Antipodean.

[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/1/a1fb8a875e53c66f30ba9a3d66d95fb689e8afcc.jpeg "'You'll have to speak Antipodean English' | The Spinoff") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DezEQMPmA24)

😮

> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> toffee nosed twat.

What … 😃  
… though after listening to this guy above, I think I get it. 😃

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To be fair Im more used to a rolled Scots hard Rrrrr but your point still stands.

But I wouldnt ever say wh is common for R in spoken english in my experience

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Try this one: eyjafjallajökull

And it’s “poached when” not potchven  
 ![200 (4)](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/8/a8c478e5b6236503e2383d7c868f75b9325c0631.gif)

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Sounds like a purring cat sat on a moped 😜

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Stahp it Ron

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> [@Inxentas\_Ultramar](#):
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> What in regular English sounds like a “hard R” is still softer then the hardest R of all my nation’s dialects

Did you just turn this into a ‘who has the hardest R’ competition?

🤣

A video of someone doing a Velociraptor impression and the assertion that RRRRRR repeated in Rotterdam is the hardest thing since Benjamin Grimm’s testicles still doesn’t mean we say ‘Whabbit’ in England.

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