# Suggestions for suicide ganker profession advert

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [February 8, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125 "2018-02-08T20:33:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Awesome\_Possum](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/awesome_possum/32/54051_2.png) [@Awesome\_Possum](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Awesome_Possum)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/25 "2018-02-21T01:41:57Z")

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> [@Eternus8lux8lucis](#):
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> It didnt become popular until the Hulkaggedon Marathons started by Helicity Boson so many years ago as a way to sell more hulks to miners.

actually he created it to highlight the weakness of mining barges to suicide ganking.

all the buffs to the boats are due to his events… the tears, loot, and mayhem were just icing.

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**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/26 "2018-02-21T04:05:40Z")

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> [@Awesome\_Possum](#):
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> actually he created it to highlight the weakness of mining barges to suicide ganking.
> 
> all the buffs to the boats are due to his events… the tears, loot, and mayhem were just icing.

And it had nothing to do with the 3 hulk T2 BPOs he owned? Nor stagnant sales? Or wanting more isk?🤔

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**Author:** ![Awesome\_Possum](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/awesome_possum/32/54051_2.png) [@Awesome\_Possum](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Awesome_Possum)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/27 "2018-02-21T04:16:35Z")

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> [@Eternus8lux8lucis](#):
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> > [@Awesome\_Possum](#):
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> > actually he created it to highlight the weakness of mining barges to suicide ganking.
> > 
> > all the buffs to the boats are due to his events… the tears, loot, and mayhem were just icing.
> 
> And it had nothing to do with the 3 hulk T2 BPOs he owned? Nor stagnant sales? Or wanting more isk?🤔

> [@Helicity Boson](#):
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> That has to be one of the single most persistent myths surrounding the event. First it was one BPO, and with each retelling it became more!
> 
> I don’t own a single BPO, I don’t even know how to use one ☹

LMGTFY

> **[Hight sec pod gank - Crime & Punishment - EVE Online Forums](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/message/3675082/#post3675082)**
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**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/28 "2018-02-21T04:29:25Z")

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Yeah. Uhuh. Suuuure. I hate Helicity Boson for one reason… it wasnt my idea.🙄😈🤑

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**Author:** ![Ima\_Wreckyou](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ima_wreckyou/32/235531_2.png) [@Ima\_Wreckyou](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ima_Wreckyou)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/29 "2018-02-21T08:40:24Z")

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You are delivering officer grade quality salt for months now all over the forums. I just quickly want to say thanks.

It would be interesting to know what you lost that triggered that flood of tears. Maybe you can share your story with us? Was it an empty pod?

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**Author:** ![Australian\_Excellence](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/australian_excellence/32/367782_2.png) [@Australian\_Excellence](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Australian_Excellence)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/31 "2018-02-21T10:12:52Z")

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🍼👶

> I’m not mad
> 
> > As he posts tears

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**Author:** ![Ima\_Wreckyou](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ima_wreckyou/32/235531_2.png) [@Ima\_Wreckyou](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ima_Wreckyou)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/32 "2018-02-21T14:06:59Z")

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> [@Alpha\_Slow](#):
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> LOL! No idea what you are talking about.

I’m not sure, you carebares look all alike, but if I remember correctly it was about a Mammoth right Fab Rod? Or was that some other carebear?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Dieu-le-veut](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anne_dieu-le-veut/32/148292_2.png) [@Anne\_Dieu-le-veut](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anne_Dieu-le-veut)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/33 "2018-02-21T14:32:10Z")

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> [@Ima\_Wreckyou](#):
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> You are delivering officer grade quality salt for months now all over the forums. I just quickly want to say thanks.

Not sure how he hasn’t been banned (again) yet. I don’t think he goes more than a post without name calling. I’m pretty sure if I called someone a moron literally every other post, I would have been long gone.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/34 "2018-02-21T15:26:25Z")

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I called someone Holeysheet and I got temp banned  
Funny since it was him, funnier since he got wiped too lmao

Gone are those days tho, but we have a new contender 😉

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/35 "2018-02-21T18:12:05Z")

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My man of straw gif is apparently trolling. Personally I feel it was appropriate considering the OP

I must have hurt someone’s feelings as I got an official spanking for it.

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**Author:** ![JC\_Mieyli](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jc_mieyli/32/242789_2.png) [@JC\_Mieyli](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/JC_Mieyli)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/36 "2018-02-21T18:22:35Z")

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he who has the most alts and ips holds all the power

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**Author:** ![JUSTIFIED\_ARROGANCE](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/justified_arrogance/32/263131_2.png) [@JUSTIFIED\_ARROGANCE](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/JUSTIFIED_ARROGANCE)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/37 "2018-02-21T19:06:27Z")

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There are a lot of activities CCP put into the game intentionally and even and a lot more players generate themselves, It would be cumbersome to divide all these activities into minuscule fragments and create adverts for them all. The current system is enough, you also have your corp description to use for your ‘flavor’ of pvp.

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**Author:** ![Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mevatla_vekraspek/32/377519_2.png) [@Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mevatla_Vekraspek)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/38 "2018-02-27T09:39:25Z")

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I enjoy killing baby seals

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**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/39 "2018-02-28T13:31:27Z")

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Do you eat their eyes or hearts first when you do?

I prefer the hearts to the oyster like eyes. Lil cianti sauce and fava beans…😈

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**Author:** ![Helicity\_Boson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/helicity_boson/32/385231_2.png) [@Helicity\_Boson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Helicity_Boson)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/40 "2018-03-28T12:28:16Z")

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People keep repeating this nonsense about making money off the event.  
It’s quite simply not true (though I really wish it were at times).

The interest lied in the attention I got off it.

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/41 "2018-03-28T12:47:05Z")

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Quite a bit late, but moved on over to Crime and Punishment.

Buldath

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**Author:** ![Ima\_Wreckyou](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ima_wreckyou/32/235531_2.png) [@Ima\_Wreckyou](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ima_Wreckyou)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/42 "2018-03-28T13:08:06Z")

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> [@ISD\_Buldath](#):
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> Quite a bit late, but moved on over to Crime and Punishment.

Foooood!!!

Edit: I think OP is banned anyway, so why not just close it. There are hundreds of this threads

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/43 "2018-03-28T13:13:58Z")

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Hey, would you look at that.

Probably for the best. Closed.

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/suggestions-for-suicide-ganker-profession-advert/56125/44 "2018-03-28T13:14:02Z")

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