# Tel Megiddo Coalition: Round 2 Because The Old One Was Hijacked

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127>\
**Category:** Recruitment Center\
**Tags:** industrial, faction-war, pvp\
**Created:** [November 19, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127 "2022-11-19T04:19:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Shadow\_Asuna](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shadow_asuna/32/437090_2.png) [@Shadow\_Asuna](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shadow_Asuna)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127/1 "2022-11-19T04:19:47Z")

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“Insert Coalition Logo here” _Coalition Logo Creation is pending_

 ![212080485_1244550962670950_4467801173563804008_n](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/4/2/e429e9b40676c34b71cfe009b300c1090eb9f2e4.jpeg)

Have this instead for the time being \o/

**The Tel Megiddo Coalition**

**About Us:**

- We’re a brand new Coalition, based in the **Enka & Jayai constellation** in the **Devoid** region (Amarr Space)

- Teaching New Bro’s how to die together, instead of alone

- Whipping any IT person we find and making them slaves, because they’re subs and love it

- F.C.'s with **sexy voices**

- Resident hospital ward monkey who consistently complains about things

- Men with thick, musky voices and beards

- Resident killmonger who doubles as an attack dog, she’s feral, approach with caution

- Multicultural group of weirdos

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**What we offer:**

- Free ships for PvP, and Industry based things (ask your Alliance CEO)

- A fleet based atmosphere, where we can teach people who’re looking to learn

- Experienced atmosphere for all skill-levels to learn from

- Industrial structures for maximum repro | copying | invention | reaction etc

- German dudes | Nordic dudes | American dudes | Asian dudes | Persian dude (singular) | Italian dude (singular)

- People who explode for no reason (we think it’s because they’re bad at PvP) results inconclusive

- Random meme’s at 3am because we were laughing at them by ourselves and wanted to share

- Thick British & American accents (looking for Thick Scottish & Irish accents)

- All spy positions have been filled by all 2 of our spies, all future spai positions must pass an information collecting test

- Keep your nudes in the NSFW channel _seriously, keep it in NSFW we don’t want another incident_

- A chance to join our killboard along with everyone else who is screaming or creaming, pick one

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**What we’re looking for:**

- Corporations | Alliances (or pilots) that have an active member base in any of the following categories, PvP, Industry, PvE etc

- F.C.'s and experienced people (streamers welcome)

- Content creators | People who work from home | Artists and Media Fanatics | Social players

- Meme enthusiasts and anime lovers | Generally fun and passionate people

- Self starters for different operations

- Must begin the interview with a solid meme

- No minors, because I’m not paying child support, and the judge can’t make me if I’m in Cuba

- Salty veterans, because shaking you over my chips makes them taste better

- Food pictures, because salivating is half-way playing EVE

**Contact Us | Links** →

**Recruiters: Discord Tags**

- THE Salty Sailor#7981
- Dragon Of The West#2856
- Kitsune#1597

To initiate a recruitment process, simply join our Discord and scream **let me in, let me innnnnnn** and then @ one of the recruiters via the bot message

**Diplomats:**  
Renaika Verinaisi | HandyDandyRandy | Shadow Asuna

**Recruiters:**  
Renaika Verinaisi | Shadow Asuna | HandyDandyRandy

**Discord:** [Tel Megiddo Coalition](https://discord.gg/5jymgt5Eqg) ← click me

**Our Youtube:** _–Snip. Link removed ~Buldath –_ ← clicky clicky  
Feel free to laugh at us, we do it too

**Members Of The Coalition Zkills:**  
Zkill: [The Jura Tempest Federation | Alliance | zKillboard](https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99011103/)  
Zkill: [Syndicate. | Alliance | zKillboard](https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99011594/)

If you’ve got this far down hurry up and join us, we need someone to control the **Nordic Frost Elf** we have, she’s crazy and she uses a bow made of ice magic.

![6556256556859525](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/7/8/278b1bf4c81f839d5b5b707e43a615c6e66fd227.gif)

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127/4 "2022-11-19T18:12:05Z")

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2 posts removed and PM’s sent. Consider this your bump for the next 24 hours.

~Buldath

Edit: A link has been removed for being in violation of the [recruitment sections rules](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/welcome-to-the-recruitment-center/365829).

> 1. Trolling, political attacks and badmouthing of corporations on this forum category are not permitted.

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127/5 "2022-11-20T19:02:40Z")

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/tel-megiddo-coalition-round-2-because-the-old-one-was-hijacked/385127/6 "2022-11-20T19:02:48Z")

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Topic closed at OP’s request.
