# The Best Hairdresser In Dam-Torsad Is Not A Terrorist **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-best-hairdresser-in-dam-torsad-is-not-a-terrorist/350358 "2022-02-18T19:09:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 45
**Author:** ![Gosakumori\_Noh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gosakumori_noh/32/308623_2.png) [@Gosakumori\_Noh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gosakumori_Noh)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-best-hairdresser-in-dam-torsad-is-not-a-terrorist/350358/45 "2022-03-11T16:49:09Z")
What a capital suggestion, darling! Think about how much safer the Cluster would be if Diana sweetie reviewed Valerie’s entire priceless art collection. Oh my goodness, we could turn it into a campaign event! That would dovetail nicely with my [new campaign video](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/yc-124-newcwc-news-noh-candidacy-teaser-released/352630). I can’t thank you enough for bringing Amirah Damali to my attention. What a knockout! I still have bruises. Now I’m thinking… an exhibit in the Rouevre Pyramid Pavilion. It would be a series of white rectangles covered by the words “ABSOLUTELY” and “PROHIBITED” in Sani Sabi Wabi red ink painted by humorless Achuran calligraphers. Come to think of it, I’ve never met a humorous Achuran calligrapher. Let’s see… “Patron of _!ARTS!_ and Federation Presidential Candidate Gosakumori Noh presents a neo-modern post reductionist exhibition which reifies the juxtaposition of bio mechanical bondage fantasy and militarized chastity worship in failing police states.” Wine and cheese served by J-MWave boy/girl pop tarts in translucent latex gloss hot pants. You can’t get more Gallente than that even if you’re a Rouvenor. I can count the votes already! --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-best-hairdresser-in-dam-torsad-is-not-a-terrorist/350358)._