The Jura Tempest Federation: Explode With Us You Cowards! (Looking For PvP & Indy Corps)

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The Jura Tempest Federation

About Us:

  • We’re a brand new Alliance, based in hi-sec Devoid region
  • We’re a mix of people who like making things go boom and people who enjoy making the things
  • Some slight roleplay here as you can see
  • Our milkshakes do in fact bring the boys to our yard
  • We found who let the dogs out, it was Borath Helenite
  • Never forgive that Stingray, you all know the one
  • Perhaps the cake was never a lie, and it was just an insightful question to get us to think about life
  • We are all in fact, Barbie Girls, in a Barbie World
  • We got war ineligible Corps for those that don’t wanna be shooting all the time

What we offer:

  • Free ships for PvP, and Industry based things

  • A fleet based atmosphere, where we can teach people who’re looking to learn

  • Experienced atmosphere for all skill-levels to learn from

  • Industrial structures for maximum repro | copying | invention | reaction etc

  • German dudes | Indian dudes | American dudes (we have a lot of dudes)

  • People who explode for no reason

  • Random meme’s at 3am because we were laughing at them by ourself

  • Thick Australian accents

  • All spy positions have been filled by all 2 of our spies, though if you’re really good, we’ll let you in, maybe

  • Keep your nudes in the NSFW channel seriously, keep it in NSFW

  • A killboard that’s both laughable and not bad


What we’re looking for:

  • Corporations that have an active member base in any of the above categories, PvP, Industry, PvE etc

  • F.C.'s and experienced people

  • Content creators | People who work from home | Artists and Media Fanatics | Social players

  • Meme enthusiasts and anime lovers | Generally fun and passionate people

  • Self starters for different operations

  • Must begin the interview with a solid meme

  • No minors, because I’m not paying child support, and the judge can’t make me if I’m in Cuba

  • Salty veterans, because shaking you over my chips makes them taste better

  • Food pictures, because salivating is half-way playing EVE

Contact Us | Links:

Discord: The Jura Tempest Federation
Zkill: The Jura Tempest Federation | Alliance | zKillboard

Don’t tell Shion I’m playing games, she’ll throw another tantrum, or worse, try to make me eat her food

When you make WeR4 surrender after constantly pinging their structure and reinforcing it, then spanking them with fleet fights after they kill your industrialists.

Btw come join TJTF where we have fun and enjoy the game for what it is, a game.

Aussie and US bro’s wanted

Espana and generally all other language translators wanted

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WeR-Gone :’(

Special thanks to EVE Uni bro’s

WeR4

Very dignified.

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Looking for Spanish Armada level translators, must be able to fight Jack Sparrow, take out the Black Pearl and of course lead the Spanish Inquisition in to battle.

Applications: Open

Definitely NOT recruiting US and AU Corps, meme’s must be sent to ensure a proper response

Looking for people who work from home, so we can hold you hostage closely and ensure you’re safe, whilst you fleet with us.

FC we whacked a thing what do?

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Frat_Roam_Meme

How EVE truly is