# The Nightmare

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512>\
**Category:** Player Features & Ideas\
**Created:** [October 10, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512 "2017-10-10T00:04:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Brok\_Haslack](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/brok_haslack/32/12672_2.png) [@Brok\_Haslack](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Brok_Haslack)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/1 "2017-10-10T00:04:58Z")

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Can we please turn it sideways so it looks less like a spikey sex toy?

And then adjust the spikey mohawk bit to be more central in it’s vertical-ness?

Yours,

Traumatised of Minmatar.

PS: Sweet jebus it’s an ugly beast.

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**Author:** ![Chocolate\_Pickle](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/chocolate_pickle/32/12219_2.png) [@Chocolate\_Pickle](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Chocolate_Pickle)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/2 "2017-10-10T00:18:10Z")

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Well I’m never going to unsee that.

_Thanks_.

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**Author:** ![Old\_Pervert](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/old_pervert/32/149708_2.png) [@Old\_Pervert](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Old_Pervert)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/3 "2017-10-10T16:24:28Z")

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> [@Brok\_Haslack](#):
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> sex toy

I prefer the Phantasm. Nothing better than a rocket-propelled spikey dildo.

Sideways crap always feels more Gallente than anything else… at least to me it does. Amarr generally always have the sleak sexy ships, Caldari tend to have weird protrusions on otherwise mostly-symmetrical ships (reminds me a lot of my kid actually), the model seems to fit its current racial trends.

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**Author:** ![Arcanith\_Lionheart](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arcanith_lionheart/32/218531_2.png) [@Arcanith\_Lionheart](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arcanith_Lionheart)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/4 "2017-10-10T16:25:33Z")

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So, does that mean the Myrmidon is from Bad Dragon?

Seriously, if its not a dildo vertically, its a dildo horizontally

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**Author:** ![Lugh\_Crow-Slave](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lugh_crow-slave/32/441552_2.png) [@Lugh\_Crow-Slave](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lugh_Crow-Slave)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/5 "2017-10-10T17:33:34Z")

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> [@Old\_Pervert](#):
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> Caldari tend to have weird protrusions on otherwise mostly-symmetrical ships

Used to anyway, until the new art director decided to turn them into some of the most genetic ships in all of scifi

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-nightmare/30512/6 "2018-01-08T17:33:38Z")

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Closed on January 8, 2018, 5:33pm UTC

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