# The path of the righteous krab **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [February 24, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662 "2020-02-24T00:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/beast_of_revelations/32/413187_2.png) [@Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Beast_of_Revelations)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/1 "2020-02-24T00:02:26Z")
(Inspired by a recent post I saw somewhere) “The path of the righteous [krab/ratter] is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the awox-er and the tyranny of evil droppers. Blessed is he who, in the name of ISK and dank ticks shepherds the [krab/ratter] through the valley of [ore/bounties], for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost profits.” CONTINUE. ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/2 "2020-02-24T00:29:59Z")
There before me was a pale Stabber! Its rider was named James 315, and The New Order followed close behind him. They were given power over highsec to kill by blaster, autocannon and smartbomb, and by all the mechanics and exploits of New Eden. ---
**Author:** ![Teckos\_Pech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teckos_pech/32/375283_2.png) [@Teckos\_Pech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teckos_Pech)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/3 "2020-02-24T08:25:56Z")
This isn’t Pulp Fiction and you aren’t Samuel L. Jackson. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/4 "2020-02-24T08:35:00Z")
There’s no such thing as a righteous krab by definition. ---
**Author:** ![Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/beast_of_revelations/32/413187_2.png) [@Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Beast_of_Revelations)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/5 "2020-02-24T18:19:55Z")
> [@Teckos\_Pech](#): > > This isn’t Pulp Fiction and you aren’t Samuel L. Jackson. Hey! I’ve been told I do a pretty good imitation. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/6 "2020-02-24T18:33:36Z")
> [@Beast\_of\_Revelations](#): > > “The path of the righteous [krab/ratter] is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the awox-er and the tyranny of evil droppers. Blessed is he who, in the name of ISK and dank ticks shepherds the [krab/ratter] through the valley of [ore/bounties], for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost profits.” “and you will know that I am a carebear when I lay my salt upon you.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/7 "2020-02-24T18:34:46Z")
![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/b/1/b150bd8571cd7cf7084d0892e54518e94b10f8a9.jpeg) You are not the baddest mofo in the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fairytail_omaristos/32/145000_2.png) [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/FairyTail_Omaristos)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/8 "2020-02-25T01:30:48Z")
It was me and it was something I made up for fun. Not something I ripped off from a film that has been memed to death already. There is a difference between creation of something in the spur of the moment and ripping something off. ---
**Author:** ![Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/beast_of_revelations/32/413187_2.png) [@Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Beast_of_Revelations)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 3:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/9 "2020-02-25T03:54:39Z")
> [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](#): > > It was me and it was something I made up for fun. Not something I ripped off from a film that has been memed to death already. ??? Actually the inspiration was a post I saw from Gobbins. ---
**Author:** ![Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/beast_of_revelations/32/413187_2.png) [@Beast\_of\_Revelations](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Beast_of_Revelations)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/10 "2020-02-25T04:10:50Z")
> [@Xeux](#): > > “and you will know that I am a carebear when I lay my salt upon you.” And I will strike down upon thee with great lighted cynos and furious supercap umbrellas those who attempt to gank and killmail my brothers. And you will know I am the FC when I lay my vengeance upon you. ---
**Author:** ![z0ra\_Berg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/z0ra_berg/32/187042_2.png) [@z0ra\_Berg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/z0ra_Berg)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/11 "2020-02-25T13:11:09Z")
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINERS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? KA-RAB KA-RAB KA-RAB ---
**Author:** ![Totchibana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/totchibana/32/296780_2.png) [@Totchibana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Totchibana)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/12 "2020-02-28T01:02:56Z")
But the truth is, YOUR the weak, and im the tyranny of evil droppers. But im tryin, im trying real hard to be the shepherd. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/the-path-of-the-righteous-krab/221662/13 "2020-05-28T01:02:58Z")
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