Tonight my wife asked me to collapse her wormhole but my mass size is too small

it’s a c1 wormhole and all I have right now is frigates. I know most people use battleships to close whs, but since this is a c1 we cant use a battleship…What ship should I use? Thanks

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haha! My mind is in the gutter!

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A BBC might just be what her hole needs… A Big Battle Cruiser that is.

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Try a brutix with four skins on it to bulk it up a little more. This should make her happy.

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Size isnt everything my friend. You can collapse it with a little one, you just need to dip in and out a lot more to achieve the same effect…

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Did you try an iteron v… Its long and thin and fits right in…

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Hmmm, I’ve looked at the scan and it appeared to me you were using a corvette…:thinking:

If your mass size is too small, just ask someone else to penetrate your wife’s holes along with you.

I remember when trolling was better than this.

Closing.

Please don’t troll, sexually suggestive posts don’t belong here (which is obvious by the topic).

Thanks!