# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Deitra\_Vess](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/deitra_vess/32/249726_2.png) [@Deitra\_Vess](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Deitra_Vess)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2545 "2019-01-26T14:59:37Z")

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Thank you for the further explaination!

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**Author:** ![Jason\_Galente](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jason_galente/32/383984_2.png) [@Jason\_Galente](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jason_Galente)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2546 "2019-01-29T16:14:30Z")

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> [@Regarding Senator Bellaron's Proposal](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/regarding-senator-bellarons-proposal/135316/28):
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> Regardless, your point about reform is a good one. Syndicate has its fair share of troublemakers but many inhabitants are simply interested in making a living. I would encourage IGS readers to reach out with proposals for legitimate collaboration, as Catherine De’Lane [did recently](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/startup-looking-for-sponsors/125359/12), whether with other capsuleers or the local authorities. I, for one, would welcome support in the Poitot pipe.

I’m one such person settling down in the region and interested only in making a living and establishing local infrastructure for colonists. I do not engage in offensive combat in the region, at least not until the Fleet Commander orders it, but the region has been quiet for us lately. And even then, only against capsuleers and their assets. I’d like to make the place as livable as possible for ordinary people. You can contact me regarding any colonial initiatives in the region, I’d be happy to participate.

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**Author:** ![Auriga\_Menkalinan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/auriga_menkalinan/32/351666_2.png) [@Auriga\_Menkalinan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Auriga_Menkalinan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2547 "2019-01-29T16:27:02Z")

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Good news! I will be in touch.

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**Author:** ![Jason\_Galente](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jason_galente/32/383984_2.png) [@Jason\_Galente](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jason_Galente)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2548 "2019-01-30T09:37:09Z")

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> [@Regarding Senator Bellaron's Proposal](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/regarding-senator-bellarons-proposal/135316/33):
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> The only detail worth mentioning is that the execution of Eturrer was an appalling act; but it was an appalling act which set the precedent that if one Federal citizen can have their personal dignity revoked to be burned as a public effigy then any citizen can be burned alive for treason.

Veik, let’s not play this game. You know exactly what I meant and it’d be long-winded and annoying to have to point out _exactly_ why that was reductionist.

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**Author:** ![Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/veikitamo_gesakaarin/32/314638_2.png) [@Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Veikitamo_Gesakaarin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2549 "2019-01-30T10:58:14Z")

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Okay, would you have preferred me to share that I was so face deep in Achuran tuna tacos I would have needed a bib on the day Eturrer was executed, instead?

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**Author:** ![Jason\_Galente](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jason_galente/32/383984_2.png) [@Jason\_Galente](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jason_Galente)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2550 "2019-01-30T14:15:23Z")

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This is about the mermaids, isn’t it.

Why.

Why did you have to remind me.

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**Author:** ![Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/veikitamo_gesakaarin/32/314638_2.png) [@Veikitamo\_Gesakaarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Veikitamo_Gesakaarin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2551 "2019-01-30T14:28:56Z")

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No, their genetic templates were not tuna, it was sturgeon.

I’m not some pleb who eats low quality caviar.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2552 "2019-01-30T16:04:04Z")

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> [@\[IKAME\] Semiki investigative work](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/ikame-semiki-investigative-work/134331/121):
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> It is obvious to me that these artifacts belong in the hands of the most forward-thinking, honorable, and holy politician in all of New Eden – Sa-Baron @Alar_Chakaid.
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> I propose …

I propose you stop being a mustache-twirling caricature of a bad holo-villain for maybe _30 seconds_, just once in your life.

Please. See? I’m even asking nicely.

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**Author:** ![Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aldrith_shutaq/32/378618_2.png) [@Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aldrith_Shutaq)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2553 "2019-01-30T16:18:03Z")

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Just do what I do and feed him positive reinforcement for dying and negative reinforcement for his crime of continuing to breathe.

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**Author:** ![Arsia\_Elkin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arsia_elkin/32/388703_2.png) [@Arsia\_Elkin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arsia_Elkin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2554 "2019-01-30T16:34:56Z")

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It’s kind of funny to see him sucking up to Chakaid at any possible opportunity, though.

Well, it _would_ be funny were it not so sad.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2555 "2019-01-30T16:49:44Z")

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As far as I am aware, he has serious problems with Theology Council, and siding with Sa-Baron doesn’t look like an optimal strategy for him.

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**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2556 "2019-01-30T16:54:19Z")

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Can Sa-Baron Chakaid be proven to have performed even ONE unorthodox act? All I hear are rumors that he is a Blood Raider. Rumors.

Meanwhile, he remains an actual Khanid Kingdom official, to whom Amarr Loyalists ought to owe some deference.

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**Author:** ![Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aldrith_shutaq/32/378618_2.png) [@Aldrith\_Shutaq](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aldrith_Shutaq)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2557 "2019-01-30T17:18:42Z")

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We were talking about you, idiot.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2558 "2019-01-30T18:11:03Z")

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> [@Nauplius](#):
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> Meanwhile, he remains an actual Khanid Kingdom official, to whom Amarr Loyalists ought to owe some deference.

Why would Amarr loyalists owe anything to an Amarr schismatic? Political expediency got the Kingdom a seat at the table again, but now that Garkeh’s dead[1] and Khanid II.I has sworn fealty[2], just lop off all their heads and install an actually loyal power structure.

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1. HAHAHAHAHAHAAaohhhh, that’s funny. Really.
2. Until, you know, it’s more convenient not to, _again_.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2559 "2019-01-30T18:16:57Z")

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No seriously, stop poking it? It’s not going to stop when you keep _feeding_ it.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2560 "2019-01-30T19:03:24Z")

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> [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](#):
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> No seriously, stop poking it? It’s not going to stop when you keep _feeding_ it.

We don’t poke you, and you still come out.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2561 "2019-01-30T19:13:28Z")

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That tickles. Do it again.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2562 "2019-01-30T19:31:25Z")

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Maybe only in a very thick rubber gloves.

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**Author:** ![Arsia\_Elkin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arsia_elkin/32/388703_2.png) [@Arsia\_Elkin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arsia_Elkin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2563 "2019-01-30T19:37:01Z")

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Oh _God_, this is going strange places.

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**Author:** ![Teinyhr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teinyhr/32/374406_2.png) [@Teinyhr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teinyhr)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/2564 "2019-01-30T19:40:53Z")

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Not sure I want to see Kim going over Mizhara’s _places_.

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