# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3088 "2019-03-18T23:32:43Z")
I mean, if SFRIM doesn’t want it, I’ll gladly trademark “cesspool of fornicating abolitionists” as a marketing pitch for whenever I start recruiting for Corovid. ---
**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3089 "2019-03-19T00:01:05Z")
You cannot have it. And you can fight me for it in suitably-ordained Kingdom court. ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3090 "2019-03-19T00:18:52Z")
I invented the phrase, and so I shall dispose it as I see fit: it is _SFRIM_ that is the cesspool of fornicating abolitionists. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3091 "2019-03-19T01:13:29Z")
I was gonna challenge Loai to mud-wrestle for it, but fiiiiiiiine. Granted, depriving the cluster of a Mel-Loai mudwrestle doesn’t even crack the top 100 of shitty things you’ve done. ---
**Author:** ![Constantin\_Baracca](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/constantin_baracca/32/170074_2.png) [@Constantin\_Baracca](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Constantin_Baracca)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3092 "2019-03-19T04:50:30Z")
… …Sorry, what were we talking about before? ---
**Author:** ![Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphea_vellastraan/32/297158_2.png) [@Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphea_Vellastraan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3093 "2019-03-19T05:04:46Z")
That moment when the Starkmanir have more decorum and restraint than True Amarr. . . . Y’all need to go to church. ---
**Author:** ![Constantin\_Baracca](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/constantin_baracca/32/170074_2.png) [@Constantin\_Baracca](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Constantin_Baracca)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3094 "2019-03-19T05:21:22Z")
Now, Seraphea, we could never hold a Mel v. Loai mud wrestling match in a church. Mud’s almost impossible to get out of the finer ceremonial vestments. ---
**Author:** ![Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphea_vellastraan/32/297158_2.png) [@Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphea_Vellastraan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3095 "2019-03-19T05:32:58Z")
## There does not need to be any mud wrestling! ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3096 "2019-03-19T09:44:05Z")
More like mud throwing contests, and it looks like it happens anyway. 🤷‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3097 "2019-03-19T12:56:46Z")
If you go mud wrestling, it takes a lot longer to get the mud out than you’d think. ---
**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3098 "2019-03-19T13:07:22Z")
I am not mud wrestling anyone, ever, and it is very unlikely even without the mud so you lot can stop making flyers. \>.\< ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3099 "2019-03-19T18:56:52Z")
Pfft. I’m gonna make this happen one day! ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3100 "2019-03-19T20:29:33Z")
> [@\[MULTO\] A message to the MIO](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/multo-a-message-to-the-mio/146407/31): > > (and what is CONCORD but an interstellar government under which the Republic has already signed on to?), I’m in transit right now so I can’t rebut this as well as I would like to, but in short, CONCORD is not a government. Governments provide systems which provide for their citizens or aid their citizens in providing for themselves. CONCORD makes regulations, shoots us when we do bad, and stifles any voice that speaks against them, and that’s pretty much all they do. ---
**Author:** ![Constantin\_Baracca](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/constantin_baracca/32/170074_2.png) [@Constantin\_Baracca](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Constantin_Baracca)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3101 "2019-03-19T20:39:01Z")
> [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](#): > > and stifles any voice that speaks against them, and that’s pretty much all they To be fair to Samira, she didn’t necessarily say they were a _good_ government… ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3102 "2019-03-19T20:42:14Z")
Yes, they don’t do enough to rein us in. ---
**Author:** ![Cain\_Aloga](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cain_aloga/32/457080_2.png) [@Cain\_Aloga](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cain_Aloga)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3103 "2019-03-19T20:48:17Z")
In fairness, _You_ Made your enemies. Or rather, your empire did. My enmity towards the empire is a direct consequence to the violence and tyranny of your empire. You could at the very least own up to consequences of your actions. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3104 "2019-03-19T22:41:17Z")
> [@\[SoERR\] Humanitarian aid in the current Empire crisis](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/soerr-humanitarian-aid-in-the-current-empire-crisis/147214/37): > > I know I have not been invited to comment by any of my betters, I promise, this has never, ever stopped anyone on the Summit before. ---
**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3105 "2019-03-20T03:27:01Z")
> [@Cain\_Aloga](#): > > In fairness, _You_ Made your enemies. Or rather, your empire did. My enmity towards the empire is a direct consequence to the violence and tyranny of your empire. You could at the very least own up to consequences of your actions. First - there’s nothing intrinsically wrong in the tyranny per se, it’s only about how it is used. Second - do you understand, that so-called “violence” of the Empire is a result of quite violent and unprovoked attack of the Republic (or Elders, or whatever, who knows how they’re all connected, we as well can just call them Minmatars) on the Empire? The Empire is the defender in the conflict and blaming the defender in the use of violence against the violent offender is neither smart, nor wise. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3106 "2019-03-20T17:27:40Z")
So, how’s everybody doing today? ---
**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3107 "2019-03-20T17:28:40Z")
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