# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3490 "2019-06-10T18:35:29Z")

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> [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](#):
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> And we were already suspicious of the Kingdom.

Chakaid is a good bait, isn’t he? Too rigid, too visible. And he does incite rage. Even I want to kill him, and I’m desensitized into void.

And he’s now in the Theology Council.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3491 "2019-06-10T18:55:15Z")

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If you don’t like having to deal with her, just ignore her. Don’t read her posts. Don’t respond to her. It’s that simple.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3492 "2019-06-10T18:59:25Z")

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Well, he certainly doesn’t incite rage from me. Is It hard to incite rage from me? I don’t know, maybe. I don’t consider myself desensitized either. I try to use controlled rage as it can help in combat, and raging at allies would be simply unprofessional.

Some things he says sound just straightforwardly awkward to my ears, but I don’t think that’s not enough to pull any reaction from me.

Maybe it’s just because our interests never intersect? I simply have no feelings towards Sa-Baron, would they be positive or negative.

Since he’s in Theology Council now, however, you could consider I have personal standings toward him, speaking in capsuleer terminology, “plus five”, since he’s within the ruling hierarchy of Amarr Empire, whom we are allied with. Not sure he has any standings to me - because I am just a soldier, insignificant to the powers of our world.

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3493 "2019-06-10T19:05:43Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Well, he certainly doesn’t incite rage from me.

He’s a bait set up for the Minmatar, not Caldari. If he’d been set up to incite rage from you, he’d be… ummm… an aging Crystal Boulevard transgender G-pop superstar turned radical politician, actually getting popular and into power, and then demanding immediate surrender of the State and executing Caldari prisoners of war left and right .

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**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3494 "2019-06-10T19:16:54Z")

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I do both. The problem is that other people do continue to respond to her, and that constantly destroys perfectly good threads where other people are saying things of worth.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3495 "2019-06-10T21:54:08Z")

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> [@Jade\_Blackwind](#):
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> He’s a bait set up for the Minmatar, not Caldari. If he’d been set up to incite rage from you, he’d be… ummm… an aging Crystal Boulevard transgender G-pop superstar turned radical politician, actually getting popular and into power, and then demanding immediate surrender of the State and executing Caldari prisoners of war left and right .

I have to say, I am not sure what each of “transgender G-pop superstar” words mean. I mean, I heard the conception of transhuman - I disagree with it a lot, yet there’s nothing to incite rage from that. G-pop is a complete mystery to me, and superstar… I mean, I know what star is for sure. Superstar? Black hole? Hypernova?

I know what politicians are, but I am not sure what a radical politician will be, considering they’re just useless loudmouths. Will it be a square root of a politician? I don’t know, it sounds silly.

Gallente are already torture Caldari prisoners of war and genocide colonists left and right. And as for demanding - well… they can demand as much as they want, I’ll just laugh of them. To get rage from me they should come in and actually TRY to force me to surrender. Then a heavy rage with rain of missiles will be guaranteed. Maybe even rage missiles.

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**Author:** ![Jade\_Blackwind](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jade_blackwind/32/197719_2.png) [@Jade\_Blackwind](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jade_Blackwind)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3496 "2019-06-11T06:22:11Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> I have to say, I am not sure what each of “transgender G-pop superstar” words mean.

It’s okay, I can send you a holoreel (What have I got there… “The Quinxie: Best of the Quinxie 105-112”) for cultural enlightement 😆

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3497 "2019-06-11T06:26:03Z")

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> [@Jade\_Blackwind](#):
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> It’s okay, I can send you a holoreel (What have I got there… “The Quinxie: Best of the Quinxie 105-112”) for cultural enlightement 😆

Careful, Ms.Kim! Those reels are as Gallente as they come!  
(But strangely intriguing)

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3498 "2019-06-11T10:58:03Z")

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> [@Isha\_Vuld](#):
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> Careful, Ms.Kim! Those reels are as Gallente as they come!  
> (But strangely intriguing)

Thanks for the offer, Ms. Blackwind and Ms. Vuld, but something tells me that there will be really nothing to be educated of in regards of culture: simply because gallenteans are uncultured swines with the lack of dignity they tend to display.

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3499 "2019-06-11T11:10:44Z")

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Hey, I offered nothing, don’t rope me into that!

Gallentean pop music is like a siren’s song, utterly bizarre yet supposedly enthralling if you just listen to it long enough.

It’s best not to.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3500 "2019-06-11T11:32:36Z")

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I’d rope you for different purposes, but not here and now.

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3501 "2019-06-11T11:37:38Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> I’d rope you for different purposes

Say WHAT?!

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**Author:** ![Utari\_Onzo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/utari_onzo/32/378493_2.png) [@Utari\_Onzo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Utari_Onzo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3502 "2019-06-11T11:38:24Z")

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I could show you a neat trick or two for restraining someone with rope, but I would need to be suitably compensated.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3503 "2019-06-11T11:39:06Z")

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I had a cheese sandwich last night, and had some right weird but interesting dreams just before waking up this morning.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3504 "2019-06-11T11:46:22Z")

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> [@Utari\_Onzo](#):
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> I could show you a neat trick or two for restraining someone with rope, but I would need to be suitably compensated.

Surely, why not! I always like to learn, we shall discuss the details.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3505 "2019-06-11T11:46:55Z")

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> [@Isha\_Vuld](#):
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> Say WHAT?!

I am almost insulted you wouldn’t have anticipated that from me…

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**Author:** ![Utari\_Onzo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/utari_onzo/32/378493_2.png) [@Utari\_Onzo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Utari_Onzo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3507 "2019-06-11T11:52:37Z")

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Do contact me at your earliest convenience, I assure you it’ll be extremely informative.

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3508 "2019-06-11T12:25:42Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> I am almost insulted you wouldn’t have anticipated that from me…

I-…  
I probably should have expected that, yes.

Take care when playing with fire, though. Tables can turn quickly.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3509 "2019-06-11T12:27:00Z")

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Isn’t this what makes it more interesting?

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**Author:** ![Aria\_Jenneth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aria_jenneth/32/469792_2.png) [@Aria\_Jenneth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aria_Jenneth)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3510 "2019-06-11T12:46:35Z")

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> [@Isha\_Vuld](#):
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> Take care when playing with fire, though. Tables can turn quickly.

So, just to be clear: you do know she almost certainly meant nothing sexual by any of that, right? Ms. Kim’s double entendres are usually accidents even if they happen a lot.

If lethal violence is what you both had in mind … good luck?

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