# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Saiph\_Markeb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saiph_markeb/32/193911_2.png) [@Saiph\_Markeb](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saiph_Markeb)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3736 "2020-03-26T06:45:13Z")
Why not? I might wanna buy one of these puppies. These puppies aren’t some kind of inappropriate euphemism, are they? ---
**Author:** ![Arsia\_Elkin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arsia_elkin/32/388703_2.png) [@Arsia\_Elkin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arsia_Elkin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3737 "2020-03-26T06:46:57Z")
No, the puppies aren’t a euphemism. ---
**Author:** ![Saiph\_Markeb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saiph_markeb/32/193911_2.png) [@Saiph\_Markeb](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saiph_Markeb)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3738 "2020-03-26T06:48:19Z")
Well is Utari a purebred stud? Or is Utari the bitch? What breed are the puppies? Are there any left? Have they already been housebroken? Am I too late? ---
**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3739 "2020-03-26T07:50:26Z")
Utari is the stud manager. ---
**Author:** ![Utari\_Onzo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/utari_onzo/32/378493_2.png) [@Utari\_Onzo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Utari_Onzo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3740 "2020-03-26T08:26:08Z")
Yes, unfortunately, you are too late. I am extremely selective of whom I sell thoroughbreds to. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3741 "2020-09-03T16:23:28Z")
I have no idea why this didn’t get locked, but I’m totally not just empty-bumping so we can revert this to the Off-Topic Thread when the newer Off-Topic Thread auto-locks at 10k posts, eventually. \>.\> ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3742 "2020-09-07T11:17:55Z")
I think it was some kind of non retroactive rule that was applied by the CRC for some reason. Possibly the Triglavian meme worms mean the software can’t be applied retroactively without doing something like erasing everyone’s ISK balance or something asinine like that. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3743 "2021-02-18T09:34:15Z")
Totally not just bumping this thread to keep it active for its eventual revival when OT vol 2 hits 10k and locks. \>.\> ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3744 "2021-02-18T11:42:45Z")
Dogs are good companion animals because of their loyalty and empathy. If you feel sad, your dog will often try to the best of their ability to cheer you up. By doing such things as bringing you their favourite toy. And this is why I prefer the company of my dog to the majority of male capsuleers, the majority of whom seem to be colossal jerks for no reason. So There ! ---
**Author:** ![Bravo\_Atruin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bravo_atruin/32/256799_2.png) [@Bravo\_Atruin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Bravo_Atruin)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3745 "2021-02-19T11:48:48Z")
On the subject of nihilism: Meaning can always be found in, or made from, whatever one encounters. Taking the view that nothing has meaning is a self-contradictory stance, for in the process of taking that stance you have created and become paradox by giving that stance meaning. I apologize to any artificially intelligent reader that suffered a crash or fault from reading this post. I think I had a minor crash writing it. To paraphrase, if you were _really_ a nihilist you wouldn’t bother arguing the point. ---
**Author:** ![Morgana\_Tsukiyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/morgana_tsukiyo/32/385507_2.png) [@Morgana\_Tsukiyo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Morgana_Tsukiyo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3746 "2021-02-21T00:16:33Z")
I prefer the company of cats. When in the mood they get close, when not, they make it clear. Loyal and yet not subservient, cute, clean the energy of the room and protectors against possible unseen things. 💜 ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3747 "2021-06-07T11:54:12Z")
Sometimes I wonder if my phrasing of words is too subtle and people misunderstand the points that I am making. Also I am replying here because it is a sunny day and I am posting on the IGS from a mobile device and this off topic thread is the one whose title I could make out against the dark background, whereas the other one, I couldn’t see. ---
**Author:** ![Auriga\_Menkalinan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/auriga_menkalinan/32/351666_2.png) [@Auriga\_Menkalinan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Auriga_Menkalinan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3748 "2021-06-07T12:43:01Z")
If your word processing implants aren’t working it may be time to refresh your clone before something more serious happens. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3749 "2021-06-08T11:57:21Z")
People use word processing implants ? ---
**Author:** ![Hun\_Tra](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/hun_tra/32/511052_2.png) [@Hun\_Tra](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Hun_Tra)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3750 "2021-06-08T12:30:37Z")
puppies what ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3751 "2025-05-01T07:48:55Z")
> [@Ship Commissioning celebration](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/ship-commissioning-celebration/484517/2): > > Please define > > 1. piratical elements > 2. weaponry. I would say that nonrecreational khumaaks without safety-foam spikes, would be prohibited. ---
**Author:** ![Amicia\_Cora](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/amicia_cora/32/413315_2.png) [@Amicia\_Cora](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Amicia_Cora)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3752 "2025-05-06T09:09:06Z")
I like how version #2 of the off-topic thread was closed after 90 days of inactivity, yet version #1 remained open after 1400+ days of inactivity. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3753 "2025-05-07T00:45:59Z")
Well, you see, it’s like this: > [@Amicia\_Cora](#): > > I like how version #2 of the off-topic thread was closed after 90 days of inactivity, yet version #1 remained open after 1400+ days of inactivity. In the finest tradition of me being the Greatest Sani Sabik Capsuleer Philosopher of the Modern Era, I improvised. Now, watch this. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3754 "2025-05-08T12:47:47Z")
> [@I call dibs](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/i-call-dibs/5112/10): > > I must request that you cease this tomfoolery posthaste. I, Professor Valerie V. Valate, am the _ **Greatest Sani Sabik Capsuleer Philosopher of the Modern Era** _, and can Not be Stopped by normal means. But since you asked nicely. I shall pause my forum rampage. ---
**Author:** ![Amicia\_Cora](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/amicia_cora/32/413315_2.png) [@Amicia\_Cora](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Amicia_Cora)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/3755 "2025-05-08T15:33:29Z")
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