# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Aria\_Jenneth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aria_jenneth/32/469792_2.png) [@Aria\_Jenneth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aria_Jenneth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 1:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/903 "2018-02-27T01:00:07Z")
Thanks, Ms. Ember. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/904 "2018-02-27T02:30:12Z")
You know, Aria, I’d been having second thoughts. That maybe I was being a little too harsh about the callous, obnoxious way you’ve treated me. And then you went and decided to be bitchy and lash out in the other thread when I pointed out that the Amarr attacked Drifter and Sleeper structures in Anoikis before the Drifters fought back. I’m sorry if me deciding not to react to you _deigning_ to talk to me with the appropriate levels of gratitude upset you. But if you want a different reaction, maybe don’t act like you’re doing me some kind of _favor_ because you’re _bored_. Have some class, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/905 "2018-02-27T09:57:36Z")
People complain about my posting from time to time. I am unrepentant. For better or worse, I add colour and flavour to the IGS. Better that than another 2penny bloviant, sophist, or pedant. And that’s why I win. Because I am not afraid to lose, or occasionally be wrong on the IGS. 😘 ---
**Author:** ![Halcyon\_Ember](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/halcyon_ember/32/131702_2.png) [@Halcyon\_Ember](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Halcyon_Ember)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/906 "2018-02-27T10:35:14Z")
What do you win? I wasn’t aware there was a prize at stake, I might have competed harder. ---
**Author:** ![Teinyhr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teinyhr/32/374406_2.png) [@Teinyhr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teinyhr)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/907 "2018-02-27T10:38:55Z")
> [@Valerie\_Valate](#): > > For better or worse, I add colour and flavour to the IGS. I didn’t know bollocks was a color or a flavour. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/908 "2018-02-27T10:39:30Z")
If I win five times in a row, I get a set of kitchen knives. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/909 "2018-02-27T10:40:34Z")
It’s a sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Nana\_SkaIski](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nana_skaiski/32/126779_2.png) [@Nana\_SkaIski](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nana_SkaIski)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/910 "2018-02-27T21:42:53Z")
Anybody wants to adopt a fedo? It can fetch a ball. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/4/640928f1a6d5d3fb5f485cb5c5259397611992e9.jpg) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/b/4/b49f5a2f3503caade760935cfa9830cf97c4b6b4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jandice\_Ymladris](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jandice_ymladris/32/225261_2.png) [@Jandice\_Ymladris](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jandice_Ymladris)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/911 "2018-02-27T22:02:38Z")
It’s adorable! To put on shopping list: playballs for the Arcology Fedos Edit: I am willing to adopt that Fedo. I guarantee it will have plenty of playmates! ---
**Author:** ![Aradina\_Varren](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aradina_varren/32/398702_2.png) [@Aradina\_Varren](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aradina_Varren)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/912 "2018-02-27T22:56:20Z")
Kill it with fire ---
**Author:** ![Slayer\_Liberator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/slayer_liberator/32/398086_2.png) [@Slayer\_Liberator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Slayer_Liberator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/913 "2018-02-27T23:29:56Z")
Then jettison the ashes into the nearest star. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/914 "2018-02-27T23:36:22Z")
Sheesh. It’s just a fedo. Are people really that triggered by the little fart-slugs? ---
**Author:** ![Sah\_Phyre](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sah_phyre/32/378085_2.png) [@Sah\_Phyre](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sah_Phyre)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/915 "2018-02-28T12:31:02Z")
How can you _not_ get triggered by these critters? I mean, unless you’re wearing a respirator at all times when near one. Or admiring them from a safe distance of… let’s say a few AUs. At least. ---
**Author:** ![Teinyhr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teinyhr/32/374406_2.png) [@Teinyhr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teinyhr)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/916 "2018-02-28T12:33:33Z")
Fedos are not pets. Well, they can be, but they’re pretty shitty pets, somewhat literally. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/917 "2018-02-28T12:39:33Z")
Because it’s a freaking _picture_? ---
**Author:** ![Sah\_Phyre](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sah_phyre/32/378085_2.png) [@Sah\_Phyre](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sah_Phyre)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/918 "2018-02-28T12:49:42Z")
A picture that evokes fond, vivid memories of that unmistakable ‘fire in a rotten egg factory’ fragrance. Not a thing I’m fond of being reminded of. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/919 "2018-02-28T13:23:30Z")
Well then don’t look at pictures of rubber balls. And improve the air filters on your ship, they’re not getting the methane. ---
**Author:** ![Sah\_Phyre](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sah_phyre/32/378085_2.png) [@Sah\_Phyre](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sah_Phyre)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/920 "2018-02-28T13:43:30Z")
I’d rather have a filter for associative thinking instead. Can’t think of anything that would work as one though, short of a cloning accident. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/921 "2018-02-28T16:39:19Z")
Excessive consumption of alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Halcyon\_Ember](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/halcyon_ember/32/131702_2.png) [@Halcyon\_Ember](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Halcyon_Ember)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/922 "2018-02-28T18:09:52Z")
@Aria_Jenneth My schedule is…interesting this week, contact me with a time and a place if you would? [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128.md?page=44) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128.md?page=46)