# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 69

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1391 "2018-06-16T10:04:30Z")

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Then he shouldn’t have whined and made damned sure people knew he was a loser.

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1392 "2018-06-16T10:18:53Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> Then he shouldn’t have whined and made damned sure people knew he was a loser.

Isn’t that what he does? It would be like asking a bird to stop singing.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1393 "2018-06-16T10:29:02Z")

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I can dream, can’t I?

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**Author:** ![Slayer\_Liberator](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/slayer_liberator/32/398086_2.png) [@Slayer\_Liberator](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Slayer_Liberator)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1394 "2018-06-16T19:10:45Z")

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> [@Diana\_Kim](#):
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> Honesly, I wouldn’t. I don’t need cheap and low quality federal ammunition, it’s just terrible and can’t be compared with first grade Caldari products.

Comparing both of them the only difference is the price so Federal ammo is no more low quality than State ammo, that being said we do use Caldari Navy ammo most of the time in Horde and of course the Ferox is still extremely popular in null-sec.

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**Author:** ![Jev\_North](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jev_north/32/100533_2.png) [@Jev\_North](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jev_North)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1395 "2018-06-21T15:46:10Z")

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It’s funny; we have the same phrase back where I’m from, only the bird is doing the other thing that starts with S.

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**Author:** ![Kalaratiri](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kalaratiri/32/477189_2.png) [@Kalaratiri](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kalaratiri)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1396 "2018-06-21T16:52:52Z")

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> [@A Public Service Denouncement](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/a-public-service-denouncement/84183/41):
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> Mantel digs up some skeletons from Silver Night’s closet because the woman that Mantel is in love with turns out to be engaged with Silver Night. (that’s the important part of this thread. There is a second, but irrelevant discussion going on as well)

Nominating for best Mic Drop YC120

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1397 "2018-06-21T16:57:29Z")

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Gods damn it Kala. Now I have to write one of those annoying ‘Thank You’ speeches.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1398 "2018-07-09T23:46:45Z")

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> [@L'Amore Renovations!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lamore-renovations/87946/42):
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> Can we please not do the “call out Arrendis” thing on this thread? Maybe take it to Off-Topic?

Sure. But she’s allowed.

> [@L'Amore Renovations!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lamore-renovations/87946/41):
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> What happened to everyone you know lecturing you about it?
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> Have you considered a better hobby? Gardening? Fiction writing? …Alcohol collecting?

I think I’m allowed to indulge once in a while, though…

But ok, how about I just stick to collecting alcoholics?

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1399 "2018-07-10T14:24:11Z")

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I can shake a stick at quite a lot of stuff at once.

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**Author:** ![Evi\_Polevhia](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/evi_polevhia/32/501296_2.png) [@Evi\_Polevhia](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Evi_Polevhia)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1400 "2018-07-10T20:24:20Z")

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What have we told you about handling your stick in public?

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1401 "2018-07-11T07:38:30Z")

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Fully automated luxury space posting on the IGS causing people to confront their prejudices about my religion

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**Author:** ![Kaerin\_Urisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kaerin_urisa/32/401925_2.png) [@Kaerin\_Urisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kaerin_Urisa)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1402 "2018-07-12T06:22:43Z")

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You can’t just collect alcoholics. They can only keep you so occupied…

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1403 "2018-07-12T14:47:30Z")

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That depends on what I do with 'em once I have 'em!

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1404 "2018-07-13T11:07:08Z")

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> [@L'Amore Renovations!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lamore-renovations/87946/58):
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> …and I am DeMoNSpiKe, you have along way to go if your trying to do anything but tickle me a bit…see you in space little one…

Lemme see if I have this right.

Someone who’s been in space less than 2 months is trying to intimidate a guy who’s lived in null for at most of the last 5 years that I can think of, with thousands of kills under his belt?

Spike. Dude. Before you call someone ‘little one’… one of the ships in this image is Utari (unless he was in one of the 2nd wave ships that were held back a jump. I honestly couldn’t tell who was where, the scans were too cluttered).

 ![6rcqkeep](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/6/469c7698cb2a3b3137c7a184182046a145071c45.jpg)

Here’s an ISK. Buy a clue.

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1405 "2018-07-13T11:15:55Z")

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> [@L'Amore Renovations!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lamore-renovations/87946/67):
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> b)We’re richer than some _planets_ .

Yet people still get surprised when I say that I have a Palace.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1406 "2018-07-13T11:17:56Z")

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Oh come now, sure he might be less than two months, but it could be worse. He could be a goon. If I remember correctly, the Goon to Competent Pilot conversion ratio is somewhere around 8:1 or so?

Maybe a bit less dickswinging from _everyone_ involved would be a better idea?

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**Author:** ![DeMoNSpiKe](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/demonspike/32/160181_2.png) [@DeMoNSpiKe](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DeMoNSpiKe)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1407 "2018-07-13T11:30:44Z")

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Lol i love it when people make assumptions…keep filling it the blanks your doing great 👍

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**Author:** ![Utari\_Onzo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/utari_onzo/32/378493_2.png) [@Utari\_Onzo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Utari_Onzo)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1408 "2018-07-13T11:50:05Z")

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Oh hey I’m in there! Nice picture.

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**Author:** ![Utari\_Onzo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/utari_onzo/32/378493_2.png) [@Utari\_Onzo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Utari_Onzo)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1409 "2018-07-13T11:53:25Z")

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Delve is for Goons.

Achur holomovies are cartoons.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1410 "2018-07-13T12:06:42Z")

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And which assumption is that, Mr. Graduated on May 27th? Your CONCORD record is open-access, you know.

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