# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1719 "2018-10-05T00:12:19Z")

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I do _try_ to listen. I’m not always successful. But generally, I have been a lot better, other than the special case of this guy, and the one who just made it a point to go pushing buttons and make it personal.

At the same time, though, this is what? 2 instances of casual pedantry in a week? I haven’t gone and started dissecting his spelling and grammar, lack of footnotes or citations beyond the boilerplate same-old-scriptures everyone trots out for every single thing… (seriously, they’d use those same verses to explain why apple pie, not blueberry, I’m sure of it!)

I’m pretty sure a year, eighteen months ago, I’d have as many, much deeper dives into pedantry in a _day_. And they wouldn’t be in a thread specifically set up for nonsensical crap that nobody but a few obsessives care about.

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**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1720 "2018-10-05T03:13:52Z")

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You may have one macaron. One.

Talk about your shirt.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1721 "2018-10-05T07:40:08Z")

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Apparently the students at KIU have rated my class on Takmahl monumental architecture to be “overly difficult”.

So now I have to have a meeting with the senior staff. Great.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1722 "2018-10-06T14:26:08Z")

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> [@Valerie\_Valate](#):
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> Apparently the students at KIU have rated my class on Takmahl monumental architecture to be “overly difficult”.

You should have words with those students for failing to rate it ‘monumentally difficult’.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1723 "2018-10-10T10:28:17Z")

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I hope they won’t detain you for heresy or something like that?  
Were you a Sabik practitioner or am I mistaken?

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1724 "2018-10-10T10:57:33Z")

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She is one!

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**Author:** ![Aria\_Jenneth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aria_jenneth/32/469792_2.png) [@Aria\_Jenneth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aria_Jenneth)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1725 "2018-10-10T12:39:16Z")

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Yeah, but, unless I’m mistaken about the implications of KIU (Kaztropol Interstellar University, maybe?), so’s the senior staff and probably most or all of her class.

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**Author:** ![Diana\_Kim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/diana_kim/32/382972_2.png) [@Diana\_Kim](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Diana_Kim)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1726 "2018-10-10T14:06:52Z")

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Oh, welp, I am sorry, thought about Khanid. I guess she’s 100% safe in KIU then. Well, at least 98%, who know what can happen, maybe there are some loose bricks on a roof… or an old lady spilled some oil in front of a maglev track.

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**Author:** ![Aria\_Jenneth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aria_jenneth/32/469792_2.png) [@Aria\_Jenneth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aria_Jenneth)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1727 "2018-10-10T14:14:19Z")

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Usually I’d say “safe in Sani Sabik territory” is an oxymoron even for the Sabik themselves, but Kaztropol’s not … actively and violently horrible? Usually? It’s more kind of … surreal.

So, yeah, pretty much.

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**Author:** ![Isha\_Vuld](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isha_vuld/32/470113_2.png) [@Isha\_Vuld](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isha_Vuld)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1728 "2018-10-10T14:15:57Z")

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Have you been there? If so, what is it like?

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1729 "2018-10-10T17:43:14Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> > [@Valerie\_Valate](#):
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> > Apparently the students at KIU have rated my class on Takmahl monumental architecture to be “overly difficult”.
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> You should have words with those students for failing to rate it ‘monumentally difficult’.

The Languages department can get a bit stabby if people make puns without their authorisation.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1730 "2018-10-10T18:23:23Z")

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> [@Valerie\_Valate](#):
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> The Languages department can get a bit stabby if people make puns without their authorisation.

That sounds like an occupational hazard of a Sani Education System. Make your puns more pointed… then stick them with them.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1731 "2018-10-12T05:36:09Z")

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> [@Isha\_Vuld](#):
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> what is it like?

The city of Kaztropolis is an oasis of civilisation and culture, in the wilderness of the planet of Kaztropol, where fearsome wombats stalk the forests, and their eerie howls echo from the mountains.

Seriously, there’s a 250,000 capacity all-seater stadium for sporting and religious events, Kaztropolis Imperial University, the Natural History Museum, the architectural marvel that is the Great Wall, and much more.

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**Author:** ![Jev\_North](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jev_north/32/100533_2.png) [@Jev\_North](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jev_North)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1732 "2018-10-12T16:18:46Z")

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> [@Retaliation](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/retaliation/112655/24):
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> This is because I keep reviving that old “Sir North” joke, isn’t it?

That and Mama-Bearing pilot Kernher. Your nicknaming thing was cute the first four of fourty-seven times; this is how it feels.

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**Author:** ![Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhara_del_thul/32/486150_2.png) [@Mizhara\_Del\_thul](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhara_Del_thul)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1733 "2018-10-12T16:23:08Z")

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Warm and fuzzy?

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1734 "2018-10-14T18:03:13Z")

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> [@\[UNF-A\]\[Humanitarian Aid\] Lirsautton VI Medical Response](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/unf-a-humanitarian-aid-lirsautton-vi-medical-response/111774/54):
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> I just found it rather strange myself. My Family has traditionally done a lot of business with Lai Dai and Kaalakiota, and the dear comrade-citizens from those two Megacorporations tend to be very keenly aware of their own history as to how they conduct their affairs with others.
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> I am told by them that the very nature of the conflict of their first war with the Federation was the constant Gallentean interventions into their society under the guise of a “good cause” which wholly disrespected their traditional sovereignty and was considered patronizing to the extent no attention was paid to the Caldari cultural paradigm in what Gallente found so objectionable.
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> Yet now I see what seems to be an ostensible Caldari affiliate acting in I admit, a very Gallentean fashion. Intervening in this Jin-mei affair without even having the consideration to consult the actual traditional owners of that land and its government – the Sang Do governors – to the extent that very government they ignored had to file a petition at their undue and unwelcome intrusion into their own affairs!

Excellent history lesson by someone with a past of interfering and disrespecting someones traditional sovereignty under the guise of “Good Course”

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**Author:** ![Vykiomi\_Kezak-Akarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vykiomi_kezak-akarin/32/101259_2.png) [@Vykiomi\_Kezak-Akarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vykiomi_Kezak-Akarin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1735 "2018-10-14T18:22:23Z")

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> [@Mizhir](#):
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> Excellent history lesson by someone with a past of interfering and disrespecting someones traditional sovereignty under the guise of “Good Course”

Then, just as now, a course for Pator is a good one I would think.

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**Author:** ![Mizhir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mizhir/32/379234_2.png) [@Mizhir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mizhir)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1736 "2018-10-14T18:24:04Z")

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I suppose it’s easier to convince other people when you believe in the lie yourself.

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**Author:** ![Vykiomi\_Kezak-Akarin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vykiomi_kezak-akarin/32/101259_2.png) [@Vykiomi\_Kezak-Akarin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vykiomi_Kezak-Akarin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1737 "2018-10-14T18:50:22Z")

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I do not believe it a lie when I say I consider the late Imperial Majesty Damius III did nothing wrong.

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1738 "2018-10-14T19:02:59Z")

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I tend to believe it a lie when you open your mouth, at this point.

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