# Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

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**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128 "2017-06-21T18:18:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/utaris-puppies-formerly-off-topic-thread/5128/1436 "2018-07-15T12:38:58Z")

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> [@L'Amore Renovations!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/lamore-renovations/87946/77):
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> But, also, I’m the Directrix’s bodyguard as well as her aide, and can’t really depend on sheer strength unless I’m willing to inhabit a body much, much larger than the one I’m used to. But moving well, and precisely, takes a lot of practice.

I hope you’re not her only bodyguard because I honestly can’t imagine you being an effective one. I don’t doubt you have a very particular set of skills, but what makes it unbelievable for me is that you’re procrastination and indecisiveness given human form.  
I’d half expect your bodyguard duties going something like, someone scrambler pistols your Directrix to the face, and you’ll ask them why they did that, and then agree that they probably had their reasons and it’s not up to you to judge them.

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