# Was King Khanid II assailed by time-travelling regicidal criminals? **URL:** \ **Category:** Intergalactic Summit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944 "2019-03-04T21:11:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Serious](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shirley_serious/32/386078_2.png) [@Shirley\_Serious](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shirley_Serious)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/1 "2019-03-04T21:11:56Z")
Baffling news reached Gutter Press today, from the Khanid Kingdom, where a historian from Khitaled claims that King Khanid II was attacked on several occasions by one or more time-travelling criminals ! Non-Linear ! The historian, giving their name as Shafra Aberata, claimed that while going through image archives from King Khanid II’s reign, that on several occasions where a disturbance in the crowd occurred, the same handful of people were present, despite those occasions being decades apart ! Time Travel ! “It was very odd, I was looking at some wide-angle images from various important occasions, including some from the coronation, when I noticed a disturbance in part of the crowd, and near the disturbance was a particular figure”, said Ms. Aberata. “Then I saw the same figure again in a later image, which I only noticed because I had both images visible at the same time, so then I went looking further, and found the same figure on at least 6 occasions.” Doppelganger ! Ms. Aberata then went on to show the figure that was apparently present on all those occasions, which was revealed to be a slim, dark-skinned woman of Sebiestor appearance. “It was particularly odd, because people of that appearance have never been particularly common in Khanid space”, said Ms. Aberata. Temponaut ! Gutter Press agents then presented Ms. Aberata with a series of mugshots of various dark-skinned slim Sebiestor women, and she positively identified one individual as the person present in all the images, a conclusion matched to 99.3% by face-recognition software. The individual apparently present on multiple occasions up to 300 years in the past, was none other than infamous pirate and PIE deserter, capsuleer Samira Kernher ! Regicide ! A Gutter Press agent contacted Ms. Kernher, and asked if she was in fact a time-travelling regicidal criminal, to which Ms. Kernher replied: “No. And you can quote me on that !”. Mystery ! The question remains, if the attempted regicidal criminal wasn’t Samira Kernher, _will_ it be Samira Kernher in the future ? Paradox ! Gutter Press News. Reporting on things that happened. Or will. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/2 "2019-03-04T21:26:25Z")
Well, that would explain Alar Chakaid’s attack on Samira’s family and all that. Retribution against a criminal who… no wait, that makes no sense at all. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/3 "2019-03-04T21:36:54Z")
My main takeaway from this is that someone thinks of Samira Kernher as “dark-skinned.” I consider that newsworthy. ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/4 "2019-03-04T21:39:48Z")
Compared to me, she is. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/5 "2019-03-04T21:48:54Z")
This is true. But not everyone will have that point of view. ---
**Author:** ![Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/seraphea_vellastraan/32/297158_2.png) [@Seraphea\_Vellastraan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Seraphea_Vellastraan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/6 "2019-03-04T21:49:18Z")
Just checking in. ---
**Author:** ![Constantin\_Baracca](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/constantin_baracca/32/170074_2.png) [@Constantin\_Baracca](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Constantin_Baracca)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/7 "2019-03-04T21:54:25Z")
Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/8 "2019-03-04T22:38:24Z")
> [@Shirley\_Serious](#): > > And you can quote me on that !” I did not say this. You asked if you could quote me. I said yes. But I did not say these words. Do not put ■■■■■■■ words in my mouth. Consider any future requests denied. > [@Shirley\_Serious](#): > > infamous pirate and PIE deserter, capsuleer Samira Kernher ! This is utter slander. I did not _desert_ PIE. I tendered a resignation and left with the full knowledge and consent of my commanders. Nor am I a pirate except in the capacity that all privateers working for the faction militias could be called such. > [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](#): > > My main takeaway from this is that someone thinks of Samira Kernher as “dark-skinned.” > > I consider that newsworthy. … uh, okay? So apparently I am not only a ‘pirate and deserter’, but I’m also white. ---
**Author:** ![Loai\_Qerl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/loai_qerl/32/303712_2.png) [@Loai\_Qerl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Loai_Qerl)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/9 "2019-03-04T23:13:08Z")
You are darker than me, I think. Anyway, Gutter Press has clearly caught you in the most wretched malfeasance, so it hardly matters how much sun you’ve had. ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/10 "2019-03-04T23:26:22Z")
Clearly. ---
**Author:** ![Constantin\_Baracca](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/constantin_baracca/32/170074_2.png) [@Constantin\_Baracca](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Constantin_Baracca)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/11 "2019-03-04T23:30:04Z")
Could you do me a favor? Two years ago Friday, I lost an identification book and cost myself nearly a week trying to organize the proper paperwork to leave a Caldari mining operation via conventional transit. I missed an excellent game I had tickets for. Let me know where I left it? And don’t spoil the ending of the game? ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/12 "2019-03-04T23:31:20Z")
I’ll see what I can do. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/13 "2019-03-04T23:44:03Z")
> [@Samira\_Kernher](#): > > I’m also white. Clearly, you are fairer-skinned than I am. Or perhaps only fairer-SKIN’d. I mean, I’ve seen some of the golden stuff you use. Much brighter than my Sebiestor Hel SKIN. ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/14 "2019-03-04T23:55:48Z")
> [@Samira\_Kernher](#): > > I did not say this. You asked if you could quote me. I said yes. But I did not say these words. Do not put ■■■■■■■ words in my mouth. > > Consider any future requests denied. Shirley Serious is the greatest reporter for the greatest news outlet in New Eden; I’m sure she was in the right and you were in the wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/15 "2019-03-05T00:02:18Z")
Shirley Serious and Gutter Press are so bad they make other tabloids look like legitimate news organizations. ---
**Author:** ![Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/melisma_ramijozana/32/168474_2.png) [@Melisma\_Ramijozana](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Melisma_Ramijozana)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/16 "2019-03-05T01:02:03Z")
> [@Samira\_Kernher](#): > > … uh, okay? So apparently I am not only a ‘pirate and deserter’, but I’m also white. I’m lighter than you, so by this logic, I’m albino. Also, this is a joke that went a little too far thanks to a couple of individuals assuming that I’m serious, which no one should ever do unless I begin a message with “Corovid Industries.” > [@Samira\_Kernher](#): > > This is utter slander. I did not _desert_ PIE. Obviously. PIE is for _dessert_, not _desert._ A common error. See what I mean? Never serious here. ---
**Author:** ![Samira\_Kernher](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/samira_kernher/32/244840_2.png) [@Samira\_Kernher](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Samira_Kernher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 2:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/17 "2019-03-05T02:09:23Z")
🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/18 "2019-03-05T03:11:09Z")
:dealwithitparrot: ---
**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/19 "2019-03-05T06:07:00Z")
Arrendis is objectively light-skinned. As am I, for that matter, but that’s not important right now. Samira is objectively dark-skinned. Seraphea is objectively very dark-skinned. I’m not sure why there is A PROBLEM here. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944/20 "2019-03-05T06:19:39Z")
> [@Valerie\_Valate](#): > > I’m not sure why there is A PROBLEM here. Because you insist on capitalizing random-ish words? [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/was-king-khanid-ii-assailed-by-time-travelling-regicidal-criminals/143944.md?page=2)