# Whaaaa! my charon got blown up! by evil code pirates! in space! **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [April 12, 2018, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227 "2018-04-12T08:07:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aedaxus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aedaxus/32/393915_2.png) [@Aedaxus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aedaxus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/1 "2018-04-12T08:07:36Z")
I was flying in my charon, through high sec space and those evil pirates attacked me and stole my stuff!! Whaaaaaaaaa! ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/d/6d4040a892df453795fa7c10e859d51946ebcae0.jpg) I gave away all the killrights of those disposable alts! MUHAHAHA! That will teach them! #GettingEvenWithDirtyPirates Here is the killmail that gives me CONSENT to post a rant on the official forums : > **[Charon | Aedaxus | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/69298995/)** > > Aedaxus (Digital Zone Corp) lost their Charon in Ikao (The Citadel). Final Blow by Giselle Rozei (The Conference Elite) flying in a Purifier. Total Value: 1,389,154,211.29 ISK DAMN YOU CODE AND YOUR RULES! Don’t break my dreams of one day turning into a robot… man and machine as one! 😛 PS: gf, it was late and it really woke me up though! At least I brought 5 drakes to the fight 😉 Edit: I will fill in the butthurt report ‘soon™’ but i’m going to cry a little, then sob some on my way to the tissue box. ---
**Author:** ![GoPackGo\_Aurilen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gopackgo_aurilen/32/453007_2.png) [@GoPackGo\_Aurilen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/GoPackGo_Aurilen)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/2 "2018-04-12T08:40:35Z")
K…that’s nice ---
**Author:** ![Jorad\_Todako](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jorad_todako/32/195448_2.png) [@Jorad\_Todako](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jorad_Todako)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/3 "2018-04-12T08:46:25Z")
Calm down, miner. ---
**Author:** ![Solstice\_Projekt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solstice_projekt/32/503293_2.png) [@Solstice\_Projekt](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solstice_Projekt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/4 "2018-04-12T09:58:03Z")
Guys, please notice that this thread is a parody. ---
**Author:** ![Rosov\_Aulmais](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rosov_aulmais/32/168511_2.png) [@Rosov\_Aulmais](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rosov_Aulmais)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/5 "2018-04-12T10:34:33Z")
Interesting, but even myself had given up thinking too much on these kind of posts. ---
**Author:** ![Lyse\_BoloChews](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lyse_bolochews/32/61787_2.png) [@Lyse\_BoloChews](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lyse_BoloChews)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/6 "2018-04-12T10:57:06Z")
At least you arent salty like @DrysonBennington ---
**Author:** ![Dracvlad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dracvlad/32/444126_2.png) [@Dracvlad](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dracvlad)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/7 "2018-04-12T16:28:33Z")
I have to ask, was the freighter insured? ---
**Author:** ![Gadget\_Helmsdottir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gadget_helmsdottir/32/374037_2.png) [@Gadget\_Helmsdottir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gadget_Helmsdottir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/8 "2018-04-12T17:16:25Z")
Needs more ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/0/6/06898921f89918cc2e7fcb125f73fc81c1863434.jpg) –Helpful Gadget 😁 ---
**Author:** ![QuakeGod](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/quakegod/32/480339_2.png) [@QuakeGod](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/QuakeGod)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/9 "2018-04-12T17:31:48Z")
Zero tank = zero sympathy. If you fully insured that freighter, then you got 90% of your loss back… ---
**Author:** ![Rocket\_Hellfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rocket_hellfire/32/396905_2.png) [@Rocket\_Hellfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rocket_Hellfire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/10 "2018-04-12T17:47:01Z")
All those alts… I’m sure you weren’t using 3rd party software to automate the synchronous movement, targeting and firing. But odds are you were. Cheater? ---
**Author:** ![Scipio\_Artelius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/scipio_artelius/32/408264_2.png) [@Scipio\_Artelius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Scipio_Artelius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/11 "2018-04-12T18:33:11Z")
Aedaxus is the coolest guy in the game to kill. +10 all around. ---
**Author:** ![walker\_Hanomaa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/walker_hanomaa/32/291375_2.png) [@walker\_Hanomaa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/walker_Hanomaa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/12 "2018-04-12T18:44:56Z")
Chill my dude hes just memeing ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/13 "2018-04-12T18:52:55Z")
You sound madder than op @Aedaxus rip, we have someone that’s salter than thou 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aedaxus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aedaxus/32/393915_2.png) [@Aedaxus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aedaxus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/14 "2018-04-12T22:03:53Z")
> [@Dracvlad](#): > > I have to ask, was the freighter insured? The forums are a sandbox, you don’t have to ask but are free to do so. I will consent to you posting that question and answer. Not because I have to but because I like to. Hell no. I hate insurance companies (\*1). But I make ISK so I will just buy a new Charon, I might even buy an Orca for Dom Arakal as a gift… he might make a neat fit out of it… and if i’m lucky share it with me. (\*1) Why Aedaxus hates Insurance companies (and it’s probably mutual) : Last time they woudn’t pay and asked if the other person involved in the accident was a man or a woman. I said I don’t know for sure. They said what do you think. I replied I think you should pay me. They said they needed an answer to that question, I asked them where is your office, she asked why. I said I wasn’t sure if she was male or female and was going to verify it by force if nessesary and I also said she shouldn’t go to the police because she considered me verifying the sex of the other person was normal and since I can’t check DNA I would have to go for visual confirmation of the genitalia. She said calm down, add a few comma’s in your sentences so people don’t choke hile reading this. That aside I was no longer required to answer the question. It took a long time but they finally paid out without contacting me anymore. But a week after they paid, the main office mailed me to make sure that I understood that I didn’t have to visually verify the sex of any persons (whether or not by force) or agents involved in any insurance case. ---
**Author:** ![Faylee\_Freir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/faylee_freir/32/439750_2.png) [@Faylee\_Freir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Faylee_Freir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/15 "2018-04-12T22:08:13Z")
You aren’t very smart. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Epeen](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mr_epeen/32/373308_2.png) [@Mr\_Epeen](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mr_Epeen)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/16 "2018-04-12T22:09:14Z")
> [@Aedaxus](#): > > Last time they woudn’t pay and asked if the other person involved in the accident was a man or a woman. I said I don’t know for sure. They said what do you think. I replied I think you should pay me. They said they needed an answer to that question, I asked them where is your office, she asked why. I said I wasn’t sure if she was male or female and was going to verify it by force if nessesary and I also said she shouldn’t go to the police because she considered me verifying the sex of the other person was normal and since I can’t check DNA I would have to go for visual confirmation of the genitalia. She said calm down, add a few comma’s in your sentences so people don’t choke hile reading this. That aside I was no longer required to answer the question. It took a long time but they finally paid out without contacting me anymore. But a week after they paid, the main office mailed me to make sure that I understood that I didn’t have to visually verify the sex of any persons (whether or not by force) or agents involved in any insurance case. I LOLed IRL! Mr Epeen 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/17 "2018-04-13T02:33:59Z")
> [@Aedaxus](#): > > I might even buy an Orca for Dom Arakal as a gift who told you about my love for orcas? 😃 ❣ ---
**Author:** ![Solstice\_Projekt](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/solstice_projekt/32/503293_2.png) [@Solstice\_Projekt](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Solstice_Projekt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/18 "2018-04-13T17:47:43Z")
Outstanding! ---
**Author:** ![Aedaxus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aedaxus/32/393915_2.png) [@Aedaxus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aedaxus)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/19 "2018-04-13T22:31:49Z")
> [@Dom\_Arkaral](#): > > who told you about my love for orcas? I can’t tell you that, but… I think there is something awaiting you in Jita… ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/0/e/0e42c7fe761136866d0eec4bd0ba4c784bc6ae6c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Teckos\_Pech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teckos_pech/32/375283_2.png) [@Teckos\_Pech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teckos_Pech)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227/20 "2018-04-13T23:11:01Z")
Love this thread… Be sure to read Aedaxus’ comments in local too…well played. [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/whaaaa-my-charon-got-blown-up-by-evil-code-pirates-in-space/69227.md?page=2)