# What EVE really needs: A dating platform!

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [January 14, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036 "2021-01-14T12:26:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nana\_Skalski](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nana_skalski/32/489985_2.png) [@Nana\_Skalski](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nana_Skalski)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/124 "2021-01-18T19:10:43Z")

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Every time I see that on billboard I think its in even more bad taste than when I have seen it before.

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**Author:** ![Zanziba\_ar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zanziba_ar/32/448533_2.png) [@Zanziba\_ar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zanziba_ar)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/125 "2021-01-18T20:17:12Z")

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Finally an update I can get behind!

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**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/126 "2021-01-18T21:20:46Z")

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i find it kinda awesome to  
people need a laugh

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**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/127 "2021-01-18T22:27:52Z")

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I’d like to meet a nice man.

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**Author:** ![bluelysian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bluelysian/32/423769_2.png) [@bluelysian](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/bluelysian)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/128 "2021-01-18T23:16:27Z")

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I have read in many places that you are a minor ?

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**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/129 "2021-01-19T00:20:30Z")

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The “nice man” in me was beaten outta me by women many years age… 😧

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**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/130 "2021-01-19T00:27:48Z")

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There are no “nice men” in EVE. There are only _nice guys_, and loser virgin incels still living in mommy’s basement, as defined by chosen in-game activities.

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**Author:** ![bluelysian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bluelysian/32/423769_2.png) [@bluelysian](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/bluelysian)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/131 "2021-01-19T01:01:27Z")

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Guys i lost my way and just fell into something where role players talking about this subject… i thought its same subject then ISD removed my post because it doesnt fit stellar something fiction… now im confused… where we roleplay where we dont … and what will happen with my harem plans ?

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**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/132 "2021-01-19T01:19:44Z")

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> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#):
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> There are no “nice men” in EVE. There are only _nice guys_, and loser virgin incels still living in mommy’s basement, as defined by chosen in-game activities.

hey stop that  
im a realy manly MAN

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**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/133 "2021-01-19T01:25:47Z")

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You mean a cisgender hetero-normative patriarchal misogynist oppressor scumbag?

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/134 "2021-01-19T01:28:06Z")

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Could be worse, could be the orange life support apparatus for a sentient hair piece.

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**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/135 "2021-01-19T01:36:12Z")

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> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#):
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> You mean a cisgender hetero-normative patriarchal misogynist oppressor scumbag?

yes 🤣

edit:  
its not my fault  
its the chicks  
the more you oppress the more they like you

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**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/136 "2021-01-19T02:47:09Z")

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“God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time.”

Tim Allen.

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/137 "2021-01-19T02:47:56Z")

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The little head rules the big head ~ my ex

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**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/138 "2021-01-19T02:55:22Z")

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**ALL males** should watch this vid.  
[Hot Crazy Matrix A Man’s Guide to Women - ORIGINAL - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg)

Edit; Notice the dude is waring a sidearm. I would too… 🤪

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/139 "2021-01-19T03:25:13Z")

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Is that the one where the hotter they are the more insane they’re likely to be?

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**Author:** ![tutucox\_Khamsi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tutucox_khamsi/32/430743_2.png) [@tutucox\_Khamsi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tutucox_Khamsi)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/140 "2021-01-19T03:26:37Z")

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> [@MB\_ThePhotographer](#):
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> **ALL males** should watch this vid.  
> [Hot Crazy Matrix A Man’s Guide to Women - ORIGINAL - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg)
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> Edit; Notice the dude is waring a sidearm. I would too… 🤪

gold  
i wish i had this chart wen i was younger

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**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/141 "2021-01-20T00:15:18Z")

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> [@tutucox\_Khamsi](#):
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> im a realy manly MAN

[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/1/4/14a42ad3ef30f374b10c4d8ba1803908d882159e.jpeg "The Lumberjack Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM)

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**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/142 "2021-01-20T00:42:55Z")

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That’s old, I used that one to death! I have to dig up some Benny Hill now! 🤣

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**Author:** ![Xuxe\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xuxe_xu/32/464660_2.png) [@Xuxe\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xuxe_Xu)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-eve-really-needs-a-dating-platform/290036/143 "2021-01-20T00:49:20Z")

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True classics never get old…they will never give you up nor let you down.

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