# When you know you're playing EVE too much **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [August 19, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127 "2018-08-19T14:29:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gaius\_Mileghere](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gaius_mileghere/32/258417_2.png) [@Gaius\_Mileghere](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gaius_Mileghere)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/22 "2018-08-20T11:06:50Z")
you have a clock on your wall set to EVE time. (I do!) ---
**Author:** ![Gaius\_Mileghere](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gaius_mileghere/32/258417_2.png) [@Gaius\_Mileghere](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gaius_Mileghere)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/23 "2018-08-20T11:08:59Z")
when the dirtiest thing you can think of for your missus to say is “Warp drive, active!” in Aura’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Gaius\_Mileghere](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gaius_mileghere/32/258417_2.png) [@Gaius\_Mileghere](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gaius_Mileghere)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/24 "2018-08-20T11:10:14Z")
when you prang your car, you abandon it and run off to avoid being podded. ---
**Author:** ![Gaius\_Mileghere](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gaius_mileghere/32/258417_2.png) [@Gaius\_Mileghere](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gaius_Mileghere)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/25 "2018-08-20T11:17:43Z")
you call your cat Fedo. ---
**Author:** ![Butt\_Cigar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/butt_cigar/32/131787_2.png) [@Butt\_Cigar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Butt_Cigar)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/26 "2018-08-20T11:33:02Z")
When you get aroused by other players’ female avatars and you actively seek them out. ---
**Author:** ![zluq\_zabaa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zluq_zabaa/32/19011_2.png) [@zluq\_zabaa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zluq_zabaa)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/27 "2018-08-20T12:07:55Z")
When you instantly shut up once someone in RL even heard about EVE. Spy, probably. When you notice price differences in several shops and can’t stop yourself from calculating profits on arbitrage trading. ---
**Author:** ![Lumukanda\_Theleraese](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lumukanda_theleraese/32/432858_2.png) [@Lumukanda\_Theleraese](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lumukanda_Theleraese)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/28 "2018-08-20T12:31:55Z")
When watching something eve related and go to spin the view for d-scan or try to warp, activate modules ect. ---
**Author:** ![JuuR\_Zibaoo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/juur_zibaoo/32/375053_2.png) [@JuuR\_Zibaoo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/JuuR_Zibaoo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/29 "2018-08-20T12:37:12Z")
when you wife asks where the cat is you answer “i am sure she is inside but cloaked somewhere” ---
**Author:** ![Trevor\_Dalech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/trevor_dalech/32/410287_2.png) [@Trevor\_Dalech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Trevor_Dalech)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/30 "2018-08-20T13:11:44Z")
I’ve mapped the d-scan button to the same mouse button that my browser recognizes as “back”, I have a lot of trouble staying on the same webpage. ---
**Author:** ![zluq\_zabaa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zluq_zabaa/32/19011_2.png) [@zluq\_zabaa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zluq_zabaa)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/31 "2018-08-20T13:31:11Z")
When you don’t know what day it is, but you know you should do your PI. ---
**Author:** ![Kizador\_Aumer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kizador_aumer/32/69335_2.png) [@Kizador\_Aumer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kizador_Aumer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/32 "2018-08-20T19:39:45Z")
I did this. The guy blew smoke from the engine and banked right off the freeway. ---
**Author:** ![Isabella\_Loja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isabella_loja/32/216674_2.png) [@Isabella\_Loja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Isabella_Loja)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/33 "2018-08-21T04:20:24Z")
My push-to-talk key is the same mouse button as back in browser and even eve. I should change that… ---
**Author:** ![Noragen\_Neirfallas](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/noragen_neirfallas/32/375148_2.png) [@Noragen\_Neirfallas](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Noragen_Neirfallas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/34 "2018-08-21T04:32:45Z")
I did this the night I got her to do her career missions. It got a laugh ---
**Author:** ![SWAGGZENEGGER](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/swaggzenegger/32/236776_2.png) [@SWAGGZENEGGER](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/SWAGGZENEGGER)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/35 "2018-08-22T16:34:38Z")
When you get turned on by hearing the phrase: “Skill training complete” ---
**Author:** ![Salt\_Foambreaker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/salt_foambreaker/32/280119_2.png) [@Salt\_Foambreaker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Salt_Foambreaker)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/36 "2018-08-22T16:39:15Z")
I “bumped” a truck. ---
**Author:** ![Wavemistress\_Moidel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wavemistress_moidel/32/211447_2.png) [@Wavemistress\_Moidel](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wavemistress_Moidel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/37 "2018-08-22T16:44:27Z")
When you give the waitress an o7 instead of a TY. ---
**Author:** ![Khan\_Wrenth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/khan_wrenth/32/14130_2.png) [@Khan\_Wrenth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Khan_Wrenth)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/38 "2018-08-22T16:49:20Z")
> [@zluq\_zabaa](#): > > When you instantly shut up once someone in RL even heard about EVE. Spy, probably. Okay, storytime. I have a friend that works at a small-town internet provider. He is someone I previously tried to get into the game, so he knows about it. One day he calls me up telling me a customer came in asking about the reliability of their internet connections because he plays EvE as a capital ship pilot. Without missing a beat I said, “What’s his character name? I’m flying to a locator agent right now.” ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Pervert](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/old_pervert/32/149708_2.png) [@Old\_Pervert](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Old_Pervert)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/39 "2018-08-22T17:23:36Z")
When you start regarding the whole world with distrust. ---
**Author:** ![Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/geo_eclipse_oksaras/32/500781_2.png) [@Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/40 "2018-08-23T03:29:37Z")
Happened tonight, saw a note pad that says “NOTES”, but from a distance a friend thought it said “NOCTIS” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/when-you-know-youre-playing-eve-too-much/99127/41 "2018-11-21T03:29:37Z")
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