# Who, in the 'Eve'rverse, would you pray too? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2026, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185 "2026-04-01T03:29:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/1 "2026-04-01T03:29:38Z")
Yes, this is tongue in cheek for starters and must be ENTIRELY contained within the ‘Eve’rverse for answers!! Do not cross into real life!! Play nice or Ill get it closed myself! Do you pray to “Bob”? Do you pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Do you pray this Caldari prayer? Our missiles, who art in launchers Hallowed be thy payload Thy warhead come Our enemies be done In low sec As it is in Empire Give us this day Our daily isk And forgive us our WCS’s But we won’t forgive those that use them against us And lead us not into bubbles, But deliver us from scramblers For thine is the thermal, The explosive, And the kinetic EM Do you pray to the Amarrian, Hoity-toity, gods? Do you revel in the ancestral worship of the Minmatar? Maybe you worship Fedos? Or almighty “ISK” that jingles like gold in your wallet? Do you worship death in glorious battle and hold that as your highest achievement? Would you have faith in your “blasters” at your side? Who would you, as an eternal capsuleer, worship? Or is spaceships and endless, unforgiving, black space… faithless? ---
**Author:** ![Valyrie\_Oksaras](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valyrie_oksaras/32/492275_2.png) [@Valyrie\_Oksaras](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valyrie_Oksaras)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/2 "2026-04-01T03:59:55Z")
I sometimes see a fortune teller in Jita name Haruhi. Her I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/3 "2026-04-01T04:01:46Z")
How much does Haruhi charge for their fortune telling abilities? Are they often right? ---
**Author:** ![Meridan\_Night](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/meridan_night/32/488304_2.png) [@Meridan\_Night](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Meridan_Night)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/4 "2026-04-01T04:04:57Z")
I don’t pray to anybody. I make my own fate. ---
**Author:** ![Anna\_Dyneaux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anna_dyneaux/32/510758_2.png) [@Anna\_Dyneaux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anna_Dyneaux)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/5 "2026-04-01T04:08:38Z")
I’m Gallente, so I generally try to keep up with the most fashionable religions. Right now I’m a dunakite, we practice a form of yoga inspired by the dance from the holo classic ”le fromager qui en savait trop” in order to attain enlightenment and oneness with the universe and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Valyrie\_Oksaras](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valyrie_oksaras/32/492275_2.png) [@Valyrie\_Oksaras](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valyrie_Oksaras)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/6 "2026-04-01T04:15:28Z")
I think its mostly donation based? ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/7 "2026-04-01T06:12:52Z")
> [@Meridan\_Night](#): > > I don’t pray to anybody. I make my own fate. So “might makes right” then? Good call. ‘What we do echoes in eternity!’ ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/8 "2026-04-01T06:14:08Z")
> [@Anna\_Dyneaux](#): > > ”le fromager qui en savait trop” Had to translate this, was NOT disappointed.😈 Interesting take, what happens if the cheese goes bad? ---
**Author:** ![Eternus8lux8lucis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eternus8lux8lucis/32/385152_2.png) [@Eternus8lux8lucis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eternus8lux8lucis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/9 "2026-04-01T06:15:20Z")
> [@Valyrie\_Oksaras](#): > > I think its mostly donation based? So you adhere to the ‘Safety” line of reasoning? Kind of like an Eve version of ‘indulgences?’ ---
**Author:** ![Tharshe\_Bloes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tharshe_bloes/32/491277_2.png) [@Tharshe\_Bloes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tharshe_Bloes)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/10 "2026-04-01T08:45:36Z")
**I pray to the Four Warps.** The Warp In, that delivers me—sometimes gloriously, sometimes 30km off like a drunk autopilot. The Warp Out, swift and merciful, patron saint of ‘nope, I’m not dying today.’ The Good Warp, rare and sacred, where I land exactly where I mean to, as if guided by divine hands. And the Bad Warp… oh yes, the Bad Warp—teacher of humility, sender of bubbles, and faithful companion of every lossmail. To these Four Warps I offer my capacitor, my patience, and occasionally my ship. And if they are pleased, they grant me safe passage… or at least a funny story in local. ---
**Author:** ![Christine\_Creed](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/christine_creed/32/510186_2.png) [@Christine\_Creed](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Christine_Creed)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/11 "2026-04-01T09:05:02Z")
Flowers are all that matters. We each should be handed a flower to ease the pains that this spectroverse challenges us with. Pray to the flowers. ![christineEvEflowers](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/f/9/2f997df9b6db427f46da02c1400524ea8116da6f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Alfrir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lucy_alfrir/32/382506_2.png) [@Lucy\_Alfrir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lucy_Alfrir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/12 "2026-04-01T10:48:48Z")
Praise BoB! Praise BoB’s pipe! and just remember: ”You’ll pay to know what you **Really** think” - J.R. “BoB” Dobbs. ---
**Author:** ![Cypherous](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cypherous/32/499883_2.png) [@Cypherous](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cypherous)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/13 "2026-04-01T12:49:55Z")
To our lord and saviour T20 If you know you know ---
**Author:** ![Nisme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nisme/32/499209_2.png) [@Nisme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nisme)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/14 "2026-04-01T14:48:45Z")
The Ghost Wind of the Black Desert is often the subject of whispered prayers among my crews. Not a deity but an elemental force that exerts pressure upon the living in the realm of death. There is no persona, it cannot reward faith. Learning its patterns, anticipating its caprices, and sometimes a little prayer; that can mean the difference between reaching the docking perimeter and being freeze-dried amidst the wreckage. ---
**Author:** ![Akkar\_Kardashev](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/akkar_kardashev/32/514189_2.png) [@Akkar\_Kardashev](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Akkar_Kardashev)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/15 "2026-04-01T15:40:01Z")
Aura, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Remi\_Lacroix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/remi_lacroix/32/494680_2.png) [@Remi\_Lacroix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Remi_Lacroix)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/16 "2026-04-01T15:45:10Z")
Nobody. Final step to becoming a capsuleer is to die and have the brain copied into an android clone. I didn’t know very much about this until a buddy of mine made fun of me for not knowing the lore of the game I have played for these years. Now I’m on a reading spree! ---
**Author:** ![Glenduil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/glenduil/32/501812_2.png) [@Glenduil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Glenduil)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/17 "2026-04-01T17:20:48Z")
No one. I believe in no gods. We are clones. Our memories and influence lives on while we are all long dead. There is no god behind any of that. Everything we have is because of our own hard work. We gave our blood sweat and mortality to attain everything we have. We are the gods people pray to. ---
**Author:** ![Anna\_Dyneaux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anna_dyneaux/32/510758_2.png) [@Anna\_Dyneaux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anna_Dyneaux)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/18 "2026-04-01T17:48:28Z")
We’re not androids, we’re clones. Not exactly normal humans, we have a tonne of implants and some structural modifications to accommodate the capsule neural interface and sharpen our intellect, but we are very much flesh and blood. Of course with recent advances in virtualities, there’s really no reason we still need to have bodies. I don’t see why we couldn’t just as well replace the capsule with whatever virtuality system is being used by for example the Deathless to house the SCARAB clone operator infomorphs, and lead a fully digital existence. ---
**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/19 "2026-04-01T17:50:52Z")
> [@Eternus8lux8lucis](#): > > So you adhere to the ‘Safety” line of reasoning? This is the divine Law of Highsec! ⚖ ---
**Author:** ![Remi\_Lacroix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/remi_lacroix/32/494680_2.png) [@Remi\_Lacroix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Remi_Lacroix)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185/20 "2026-04-01T19:44:45Z")
That is my mistake then. I have not really delved into the lore very much and am reading a lot about it the last few days. I have yet to touch on the pirate systems behind jovian gates! This is the first I have heard of the deathless so I did a little bit of reading and I am excited! [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/who-in-the-eververse-would-you-pray-too/509185.md?page=2)