# WHY DON'T WE HAVE COWBOY HATS?!

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796>\
**Category:** Player Features & Ideas\
**Created:** [May 7, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796 "2021-05-07T02:16:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![zazzmatazz\_Xu](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zazzmatazz_xu/32/451037_2.png) [@zazzmatazz\_Xu](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/zazzmatazz_Xu)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/21 "2021-05-10T07:03:27Z")

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> [@Geo\_Eclipse\_Oksaras](#):
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> cowboy hats.

And while were at it, chitkickers and askless chaps.

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**Author:** ![CCP\_Fleebix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_fleebix/32/252469_2.png) [@CCP\_Fleebix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Fleebix)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/22 "2021-05-11T15:02:08Z")

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can’t believe I missed this.  
Remind me, do we have cows in EVE? Wouldn’t we need to add the cows first before moving on to the cowboy hats, you know, to make it canon?

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**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/23 "2021-05-11T16:15:14Z")

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> **[Cattle - EVE Online Reference](https://everef.net/type/21734)**
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> Cattle are domestic animals raised for home use or for profit, whether it be for their meat or dairy products.

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**Author:** ![CCP\_Fleebix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_fleebix/32/252469_2.png) [@CCP\_Fleebix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Fleebix)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/24 "2021-05-11T19:03:25Z")

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> [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](#):
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> ### [Cattle - EVE Online Reference](https://everef.net/type/21734)
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> Cattle are domestic animals raised for home use or for profit, whether it be for their meat or dairy products.

But are they herded at all, and more importantly; are they herded intergalactically?

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**Author:** ![Wadiest\_Yong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wadiest_yong/32/426921_2.png) [@Wadiest\_Yong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wadiest_Yong)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/25 "2021-05-11T20:33:29Z")

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May I refer you to an asteroid belt of your choice, sir, to find ruminants of several distinct species ? But do we really need to add more ? And what about some of your colleagues, who may not approve the move as it would affect the delicate ecosystem ?

Twenty mining permits sold = 1 free cowboy hat ?  
Twenty dead ~~cows~~ orcas = 1 free pair of boots ?

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**Author:** ![CCP\_Fleebix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_fleebix/32/252469_2.png) [@CCP\_Fleebix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Fleebix)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/26 "2021-05-11T21:24:18Z")

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I think we need to finish the whole lore portal debacle before we start adding something that could pivot the whole inner saga of New Eden like the addition of Intergalactic Cowboy Hats.  
This could tumble everything.

Just imagine Empress Cadiz with a cowboy hat.

Is that a path you’re willing to go down?

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Trump](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dark_lord_trump/32/411482_2.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Trump](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dark_Lord_Trump)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/27 "2021-05-11T22:45:12Z")

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> [@CCP\_Fleebix](#):
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> Just imagine Empress Cadiz with a cowboy hat.
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> Is that a path you’re willing to go down?

Yes. Yes I am.

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**Author:** ![CCP\_Fleebix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_fleebix/32/252469_2.png) [@CCP\_Fleebix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Fleebix)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/28 "2021-05-11T22:48:30Z")

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> [@Dark\_Lord\_Trump](#):
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> Yes. Yes I am.

May Bob have mercy on our souls.

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**Author:** ![Wadiest\_Yong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wadiest_yong/32/426921_2.png) [@Wadiest\_Yong](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wadiest_Yong)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/29 "2021-05-12T00:51:14Z")

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She already wears the boots. Or was that Empress Jamyl ?

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**Author:** ![Alex\_N\_Kamal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/alex_n_kamal/32/271007_2.png) [@Alex\_N\_Kamal](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Alex_N_Kamal)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/30 "2021-05-14T11:41:07Z")

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I would pay money for this.

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**Author:** ![MB\_ThePhotographer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mb_thephotographer/32/373722_2.png) [@MB\_ThePhotographer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/MB_ThePhotographer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/31 "2021-05-15T01:29:04Z")

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[Kid Rock - Cowboy [Official Enhanced Music Video] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glb2U6y-GdU)

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**Author:** ![Drogon\_Mace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drogon_mace/32/380628_2.png) [@Drogon\_Mace](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drogon_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/32 "2021-05-16T20:34:18Z")

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+1 for cowboy hats  
+1 for pirate hats too

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**Author:** ![Garrett\_Integraus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/garrett_integraus/32/271444_2.png) [@Garrett\_Integraus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Garrett_Integraus)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/33 "2021-05-17T10:18:17Z")

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As long as its in the queue. This is truly an important item to prioritize after the lore portal debacle.

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**Author:** ![Garrett\_Integraus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/garrett_integraus/32/271444_2.png) [@Garrett\_Integraus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Garrett_Integraus)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/34 "2021-05-17T10:21:17Z")

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I forgot to mention, in order for it to be canon, it does not have to match up to cattle even though cattle is in Eve. This could be one of those “symbols” / archaic items whose original intent/origin is unknown and now it relates to something totally different later on. It could be as simple as someone finding one in an old Jove hold or something and it suddenly becomes fashionable because some notorious individual started wearing it and had mistaken the hat for some other interpterion like bounty hunters or some elite warriors.

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**Author:** ![Drogon\_Mace](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drogon_mace/32/380628_2.png) [@Drogon\_Mace](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Drogon_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/35 "2021-05-17T10:24:53Z")

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I can see the entire ever player base following the same mindset as that guy from the “simply guitar” advert

cowboy atire, learn 3 cords, release a country and western album, horrible fake southern accents then learn more cords and become a pop singer.

[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/8/1/a/81a319404a74e6f527933f3cf06f3875072ba0ba.jpeg "Simply guitar funny ad can this get the same subs as views?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3zZ_QWnoE)

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**Author:** ![Kaerakh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kaerakh/32/271448_2.png) [@Kaerakh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kaerakh)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/36 "2021-05-17T15:23:27Z")

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I’m going to need a lore citation from CCP for why donuts ([EVE - Special Edition Assets: Donut Holder](http://games.chruker.dk/eve_online/item.php?type_id=33065)) survived as a cultural artifact from Earth, but the plains of Amarr didn’t need some ‘Howdy y’all’ hat tipping during the New Eden Dark Ages.

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**Author:** ![RenegadeRacer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/renegaderacer/32/267862_2.png) [@RenegadeRacer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/RenegadeRacer)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/37 "2021-05-17T23:45:20Z")

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As an individual who Yehaaaaws frequently, I pledge my fully erect support of cowboy (brokeback or otherwise) paraphernalia to this glorious game.

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**Author:** ![Shinjuma](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/shinjuma/32/274119_2.png) [@Shinjuma](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Shinjuma)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/38 "2021-05-20T18:57:27Z")

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Cowboys are in Space  
CCP Games please comply  
Cowboy hats desired

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**Author:** ![Zoiie](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zoiie/32/292363_2.png) [@Zoiie](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zoiie)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/39 "2021-05-20T18:58:43Z")

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Don’t forget Linux players

![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/5/0/c/50ce8d0fa77169c17d8a9f20fa6fc08a42872f07.png)

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-dont-we-have-cowboy-hats/309796/40 "2021-08-18T18:59:25Z")

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