# Why is CCP Guard so irresistibly sexy? **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [August 9, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647 "2017-08-09T21:15:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vectrio](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vectrio/32/13201_2.png) [@Vectrio](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vectrio)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/1 "2017-08-09T21:15:32Z")
Look at the man. Holy shi ![1378344_10202032397709315_112470235_n](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/9/9af1571c2985a112f9979d58a317d4c56b6896c0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rain6637](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rain6637/32/404316_2.png) [@Rain6637](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rain6637)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/2 "2017-08-09T21:32:26Z")
because you’re into boys? ---
**Author:** ![Rowdy\_Ronny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rowdy_ronny/32/11231_2.png) [@Rowdy\_Ronny](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rowdy_Ronny)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/3 "2017-08-09T21:40:42Z")
Get a room. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Gorp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/linus_gorp/32/317333_2.png) [@Linus\_Gorp](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Linus_Gorp)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/4 "2017-08-09T21:48:48Z")
Hate to break this to you, but he’s happily married. But while we’re at it, I wonder if @ISD_Chanisa_Nemes looks as sexy in real life as her avatar does 🤔 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/5/58b892dcf46400ead20239fe13ad741982d6e160.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rain6637](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rain6637/32/404316_2.png) [@Rain6637](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rain6637)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/5 "2017-08-10T00:09:51Z")
am I missing the context that makes this not weird ---
**Author:** ![Vectrio](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vectrio/32/13201_2.png) [@Vectrio](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vectrio)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/6 "2017-08-10T01:52:19Z")
Nah no missing context. I’m just a man who loves Guard. Guy is the only reason I play EVE. Especially his excellent singing voice in the old Permabanned videos. “Whoop whoop it’s the sound of space police” ---
**Author:** ![Blade\_Darth](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/blade_darth/32/378598_2.png) [@Blade\_Darth](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Blade_Darth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/7 "2017-08-10T02:24:00Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/2X/4/4f07552271ab113054ff53b8826eb11500bf6659.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Rowdy\_Ronny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rowdy_ronny/32/11231_2.png) [@Rowdy\_Ronny](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rowdy_Ronny)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/8 "2017-08-10T06:15:04Z")
Is that what happens if you eat nyan cat? ---
**Author:** ![Frostys\_Virpio](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/frostys_virpio/32/12703_2.png) [@Frostys\_Virpio](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Frostys_Virpio)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/9 "2017-08-10T16:44:30Z")
I guess I’m missing it too. ---
**Author:** ![CCP\_Falcon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ccp_falcon/32/143229_2.png) [@CCP\_Falcon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/CCP_Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/10 "2017-08-10T17:30:12Z")
How do you think I feel, his desk is right next to mine. I have to wear a crash helmet at work because of all the swooning I do every time I look to the left. ---
**Author:** ![Rain6637](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rain6637/32/404316_2.png) [@Rain6637](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rain6637)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/11 "2017-08-10T17:59:14Z")
why do you need a helmet if you can only see him while sitting down I have a feeling this will be a short thread. ---
**Author:** ![Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/corraidhin_farsaidh/32/10994_2.png) [@Corraidhin\_Farsaidh](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Corraidhin_Farsaidh)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/12 "2017-08-10T18:05:56Z")
All this discussion of CCP helmets is severely triggering my inuendo response… ---
**Author:** ![Vectrio](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vectrio/32/13201_2.png) [@Vectrio](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vectrio)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/13 "2017-08-10T18:09:25Z")
@CCP_Falcon damn I am so jealous! You luckyyyy ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Gorp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/linus_gorp/32/317333_2.png) [@Linus\_Gorp](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Linus_Gorp)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/14 "2017-08-10T18:09:54Z")
The captain of the friendship allows you to sit right next to him? Aww, I’m officially jealous now. ---
**Author:** ![ISD\_Chanisa\_Nemes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_chanisa_nemes/32/11843_2.png) [@ISD\_Chanisa\_Nemes](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Chanisa_Nemes)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/15 "2017-08-11T14:55:31Z")
😘 I like to keep it mysterious ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Gorp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/linus_gorp/32/317333_2.png) [@Linus\_Gorp](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Linus_Gorp)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/16 "2017-08-11T15:53:22Z")
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. – Spock ---
**Author:** ![Vortexo\_VonBrenner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vortexo_vonbrenner/32/64874_2.png) [@Vortexo\_VonBrenner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vortexo_VonBrenner)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/17 "2017-08-12T02:05:24Z")
Well they don’t call him the “Island Stallion” for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Nate\_Hill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nate_hill/32/60038_2.png) [@Nate\_Hill](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nate_Hill)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/why-is-ccp-guard-so-irresistibly-sexy/15647/18 "2017-08-15T13:54:47Z")
Because of his glasses and confidence. I think CCP Antiquarian is more sexy.