# Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Tags:** roleplay\
**Created:** [January 7, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825 "2022-01-07T19:26:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Vinnegar\_Douche](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vinnegar_douche/32/414578_2.png) [@Vinnegar\_Douche](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vinnegar_Douche)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/202 "2022-08-01T12:47:04Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> or there is going to be trouble.

It was great to see you during last night’s stream. You tried hard to conceal your identity but the CRACK DETECTIVE KARENS sussed it out in an instant!

I have no memory of any Community Service from you during our Sunday MEME FLEET.

I’ll have you know that all wormhole police officers and deputies enjoy **QUALIFIED IMMUNITY** - There will be no trouble.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/203 "2022-08-02T01:06:48Z")

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Even without finding the immunity idol first?

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**Author:** ![FC\_Convict](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fc_convict/32/451520_2.png) [@FC\_Convict](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/FC_Convict)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/204 "2022-08-02T15:55:02Z")

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I regret nothing!

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**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/205 "2022-08-02T15:56:30Z")

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Yet. :psyccp:

😏 😈 :dealwithitparrot:

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**Author:** ![Sofia\_Borowiak](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sofia_borowiak/32/169736_2.png) [@Sofia\_Borowiak](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sofia_Borowiak)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/206 "2022-08-03T00:59:12Z")

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See you at community service on Sunday. Be there or be a dirtbag!

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/207 "2022-08-05T04:01:33Z")

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Times ticking name in question still on there and so when will the new list be out?

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**Author:** ![Vinnegar\_Douche](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vinnegar_douche/32/414578_2.png) [@Vinnegar\_Douche](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vinnegar_Douche)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/208 "2022-08-05T18:48:10Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> when will the new list be out?

About midnight new eden time. But… You haven’t done community service sir.  
You’re still a dirtbag in the eyes of THE LAW!

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/209 "2022-08-05T19:17:23Z")

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It is starting to become super sweaty inside this pod and Frostpacker had advised that “it goes against the whole point in being in New Eden!” But if someone is going to literary to do anything they can to harass or mess about and when it is known that they are going to use anything you do or say agaisnt you then Frostpacker had instructed this Pilot not to respond as now being a Criminal of _the LAW_ of New Eden’s Community then this Pilot has the right to also remain silient.

> [@Vinnegar\_Douche](#):
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> About midnight new eden time. But… You haven’t done community service sir.  
> You’re still a dirtbag in the eyes of THE LAW!

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**Author:** ![Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/uriel_the_flame/32/490165_2.png) [@Uriel\_the\_Flame](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Uriel_the_Flame)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/210 "2022-08-05T20:08:32Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> has the right to also remain silient

Citation needed because am not convinced the Yulai Accords contain any such right. 😛 😉 😏 😈

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/211 "2022-08-05T23:15:45Z")

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Classification: Unclassified

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**Author:** ![Vinnegar\_Douche](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vinnegar_douche/32/414578_2.png) [@Vinnegar\_Douche](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vinnegar_Douche)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/212 "2022-08-05T23:23:44Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> this Pilot has the right to also remain silient.

Yes Sir, You do.

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**Author:** ![Vinnegar\_Douche](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vinnegar_douche/32/414578_2.png) [@Vinnegar\_Douche](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vinnegar_Douche)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/213 "2022-08-05T23:51:58Z")

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The NonAnonymous Karen Complain Desk is a **HUGE SUCCESS!**

- There were a total of 116 Karen Complaints lodged against New Eden Pilots this week!

Visit the [WHPD Twitch Stream](https://twitch.tv/vinnegar_dooshay) WEEKDAYS To earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or **DROP A DIME** on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints **RIGHT TO THE TOP!**

If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please [visit our Discord](https://discord.gg/2RNP7fW) to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and **get right with THE LAW!**

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-07-29 - See [top post](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825) for current wanted list.

1. @FC_Convict - **FAILED** To perform Community Service - No Social **SHAME**
2. @Uhtreddd AKA “RushLock” - Performed Commuinity Service but… The Karens won’t forgive!
3. Spaceship Paul - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
4. @Perceus_Finch - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
5. danthebartender - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
6. @Jumble_Aya - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
7. Ingrid Driskel - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
8. docgotgame - **FAILED** to perform Community Service
9. @Aiko_Danuja - **EXCUSED** from Community Service due to **SPACE COOTIES**
10. @Iceacid_Frostpacker - Caught **SPACE COOTIES** from @Aiko_Danuja and didn’t show up.

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/214 "2022-08-06T00:01:28Z")

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Be afraid, be very afraid. _Space Cooties_ are contagious!

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/215 "2022-08-06T00:49:34Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> super sweaty inside this pod

That’s really something, considering the pod is goo filled.

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**Author:** ![Aiko\_Danuja](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aiko_danuja/32/481237_2.png) [@Aiko\_Danuja](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aiko_Danuja)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/216 "2022-08-06T00:50:13Z")

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Miners aren’t real capsuleers.

That’s canon.

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/217 "2022-08-06T00:58:38Z")

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My pod the seal contracted a leak, how else could we explain how the _Space Cooties_ got inside?

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/218 "2022-08-06T01:51:47Z")

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You shouldn’t be kissing miners. They have all sorts of diseases, and rarely vaccinate.

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**Author:** ![Ashling\_Solette](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ashling_solette/32/411037_2.png) [@Ashling\_Solette](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ashling_Solette)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/219 "2022-08-06T21:29:26Z")

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I still owe you a community service day - but I was out of town last Sunday. Ingrid doesn’t have many pvp skills (unless you count bombers), but Ashling has plenty.

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**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/220 "2022-08-07T01:15:13Z")

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So to get off the “_Wanted list of dirtbag criminals list_” I need to do the sort of things that would place my pilot onto the list?

 ![Scary-Undock](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/c/0/f/c0f0ebdc54fb2902dcaa8982da1e1e9d57460cae.jpeg)

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Hello J103408  
 ![hello-j103408](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/e/3/0/e308a966f353400a2eebcf3ce070ade9d8412987.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Vinnegar\_Douche](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/vinnegar_douche/32/414578_2.png) [@Vinnegar\_Douche](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Vinnegar_Douche)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/wormhole-police-most-wanted-criminals/344825/221 "2022-08-07T12:33:44Z")

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> [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](#):
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> So to get off the “_Wanted list of dirtbag criminals list_” I need to

No one ever got on the wanted list by participating in Community Service sir.

Also, YOU TALKED IN LOCAL in Wormhole Space? - This is going to get you on the wanted list for sure!

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