# YC 126 - Happy Feast of Saint Nicholas the Destroyer

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As I rock by the burning hearth, babe in my lap and my other children resting quietly under their blankets in the couch while our pets rest and guard nearby… I begin to recite once more the age-old Tale of Saint Nicholas the Destroyer. This particular version was updated for the Empyrean era.

_And so - because some traditions should never die - I again share with you all the holy veneration of Saint Nicholas the Destroyer._

_…May his swift judgments (and presents) reign down on you all!_

> “Saint Nicholas the Destroyer”

> Twas the night before St Nicholas Eve  
> and all through the station  
> not a Minmatar was stirring, demanding emancipation.
> 
> The stockings were hung by the pods with care,  
> In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
> 
> The crews were nestled all snug in their vessels,  
> with visions of Ravens, Apocs and Kestrels.
> 
> And pappa in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,  
> Had just settled down for a New Eden’s nap,
> 
> When out on the hull there arose such a clatter,  
> I sprang from my pod to see what was the matter.
> 
> Away to the window I flew like a flash,  
> Tore open the hangar and threw up the latch.
> 
> The moon on the rise and the asteroids 'a glow,  
> Gave the lustre of mid-day to the objects below,
> 
> When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,  
> But a miniature frigate, and eight tiny drone-deer,
> 
> With a menacing old driver, so violent and quick,  
> I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
> 
> More rapid than Dramiels his drones they came,  
> And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
> 
> "Now, luxuria! now, gula! now, avaritia!  
> On, ira! on invidia! on, superbia and acedia!
> 
> To the top of the drone bay! to the top of the wall!  
> Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
> 
> As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,  
> When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
> 
> So up to the bridge-top the drones they flew,  
> With the frigate full of gifts, and St. Nicholas too.
> 
> And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the hull  
> The prancing and pawing of those drones so special.
> 
> As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,  
> Down the torpedo bay St. Nicholas came in with a bound.
> 
> He was dressed all in armor, his body full of flames,  
> And his weapons were all tarnished with blood and remains;
> 
> A bundle of gifts he had flung on his back,  
> And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
> 
> His eyes – how they simmered! his dimples how scary!  
> His cheeks were like embers, how completely un-merry!
> 
> His droll little mouth was drawn up like a sneer  
> And the beard of his chin was as dark as my fear!
> 
> The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,  
> And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
> 
> He was terrifying and fearsome, a right vengeful old elf,  
> And I shook when I saw him, in spite of myself;
> 
> A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,  
> Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread;
> 
> He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,  
> And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
> 
> And laying his finger aside of his nose,  
> And giving a nod, up the torpedo bay he rose;
> 
> He sprang to his frigate, to his team gave a whistle,  
> And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
> 
> But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,  
> “Merry St Nicholas Day to all, and to all a good-night!”

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