# \[YC 126 NEWCWC\] Luscious Limericks

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**Category:** Player Fiction\
**Created:** [May 14, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/yc-126-newcwc-luscious-limericks/449169 "2024-05-14T12:15:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Julian\_Flavours](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/julian_flavours/32/412399_2.png) [@Julian\_Flavours](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Julian_Flavours)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/yc-126-newcwc-luscious-limericks/449169/1 "2024-05-14T12:15:18Z")

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**A few little ditties from yours truly.**

> I know a Caldari pair,  
> Who’s secrets I like to share,  
> They’re cute as pie,  
> Their denial is a lie,  
> True love like this is rare.

> I know a Federal man from Nadire,  
> Who’s morals were extremely clear,  
> The ladies love a tache,  
> He may turncoat in a flash,  
> But we love him, I swear I’m being sincere.

> I know a Commander, his name rhymes with Lust,  
> Keeping this a secret, it feels so unjust,  
> A fling with the Wolf Lady,  
> Ho! don’t act so shady,  
> Oh you got me, he’s name is Drust!

> I know a lady from Electric Mariachi,  
> Who is tired of the Trig’s and their number three,  
> You can hear her sigh,  
> As they paint the red sky,  
> And she probably wants to murder me!

> I know a Spin Doctor from Amarr,  
> Often he shouts and claims something bizarre,  
> “The Throne is Vacant!”  
> He’s nutter that’s blatant,  
> And I hear he likes to eat Veldspar.

I also do requests, so please send any requests for future limericks about all your favourite eggers 😉

As natural as they come,

Julian “Inspired” Flavours

Creator of JFT and Eau de Parfum Flavours  
S+ tier fighter of Super ■■■■posting Siblings!  
Ex-Supreme Commander of Allied Love Militia Forces  
A Meowstar of the Caldari Cats Production  
Lover of Lovelovers and a strong distain of Lovehaters  
The ‘First Doctor’ in Doctor Spice  
Potential Proper Polite Political Posturer Professional  
Director and Producer of Consort and Commander and Owner of a Loveless Heart  
Mr Federation YC124

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**Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/yc-126-newcwc-luscious-limericks/449169/2 "2024-08-12T12:16:07Z")

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