# 'You have a new item' or how do i waste the time of my devs the best way

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**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2020, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877 "2020-02-11T12:23:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/62 "2020-02-14T14:12:05Z")

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Prove otherwise, I’ll quite happily present my evidence as to your former alts, and the fact that you’ve biomassed 5 in the last 3 years.

Oh wait I forgot, any evidence that disagrees with your position is a fabrication.

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/63 "2020-02-14T14:12:45Z")

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Why should i?

You are the one that claims so its your job to proof it…

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**Author:** ![z0ra\_Berg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/z0ra_berg/32/187042_2.png) [@z0ra\_Berg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/z0ra_Berg)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/64 "2020-02-14T14:13:33Z")

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Seriously, he’d not be in this mental state if we could smack some sense into his face. Would probably help a lot of people snapping back into reality. As that’s not a possibility and as he’s definitely too much of a coward to even dare arranging such a meeting, what’s the point anyway?

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/65 "2020-02-14T14:13:49Z")

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I’ve already named your former alts, the content of their posts points to them being you; and the evidence for their biomassing is public domain.

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/66 "2020-02-14T14:14:50Z")

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> [@z0ra\_Berg](#):
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> Seriously, he’d not be in this mental state if we could smack some sense into his face. Would probably help a lot of people snapping back into reality. As that’s not a possibility and as he’s definitely too much of a coward to even dare arranging such a meeting, what’s the point anyway?

Well it’s not me that constantly keeps this vendatta alive…

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**Author:** ![z0ra\_Berg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/z0ra_berg/32/187042_2.png) [@z0ra\_Berg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/z0ra_Berg)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/67 "2020-02-14T14:15:24Z")

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Are you responding, or not? If you are, then you are helping keeping it alive. As you are, you definitely _are_ helping keeping it alive.

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/68 "2020-02-14T14:16:51Z")

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It’s not me that constantly jumps into my posts and sells itself as the white knight of forum integrety…

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**Author:** ![z0ra\_Berg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/z0ra_berg/32/187042_2.png) [@z0ra\_Berg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/z0ra_Berg)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/69 "2020-02-14T14:21:52Z")

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You’re also not the greater man who just stops responding to it. Instead you act like someone who has no other option but replying because he can’t take it. Your actions and that self image, you try to keep up, are completely opposite.

Ignoring that, pretty much everyone already knows what’s going on in your mind. You’re literally the only one left who doesn’t get it, but that’s not unusual, so I’m not going to hold it against you.

Btw, can you clear this up for me?

> [@Refonte minage / ratting](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/refonte-minage-ratting/219504/30):
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> not for someone that was not protected by his helicopter parents 'til he was 35

Did you misstype something? Usually helicopter parents don’t start protecting their child when it’s 35, usually it’s the opposite. It’s already established that your parents had to be pretty serious narcissists, who loved to push you down constantly, but I really would like to have some sort of explanation of what that line actually meant.

Thanks!

I’m also going to stop again, because I don’t want to interfere in that love affair you’re having with Jonah. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/70 "2020-02-14T14:26:31Z")

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> [@z0ra\_Berg](#):
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> love affair

Eww

That sounds moist.

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/71 "2020-02-14T14:27:12Z")

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> [@Darlo\_Kubika](#):
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> white knight of forum integrety

I’ve never tried to sell myself as this; try harder.

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/72 "2020-02-15T09:41:14Z")

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> [@z0ra\_Berg](#):
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> Did you misstype something? Usually helicopter parents don’t start protecting their child when it’s 35, usually it’s the opposite. It’s already established that your parents had to be pretty serious narcissists, who loved to push you down constantly, but I really would like to have some sort of explanation of what that line actually meant.

What is unclear about that?

Read it in context and use your brain and it becomes pretty clear…

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/73 "2020-02-15T09:41:49Z")

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> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> I’ve never tried to sell myself as this; try harder.

You did and the fact you didn’t recognized it is part of the problem…

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**Author:** ![z0ra\_Berg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/z0ra_berg/32/187042_2.png) [@z0ra\_Berg](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/z0ra_Berg)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/74 "2020-02-15T09:45:19Z")

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> [@Darlo\_Kubika](#):
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> Read it in context and use your brain and it becomes pretty clear…

I feel deeply sorry for you and share these deep feelings of hate against your parents.

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**Author:** ![Darlo\_Kubika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/darlo_kubika/32/178136_2.png) [@Darlo\_Kubika](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Darlo_Kubika)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/75 "2020-02-15T09:47:53Z")

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> [@z0ra\_Berg](#):
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> I feel deeply sorry for you and share these deep feelings of hate against your parents.

And i feel so sorry for you being stupid and one-dimensional and limited in your capability of understanding a text that you are only able to understand what is written there and not what is MEANT(a common problem these days)…

Ask teachers about it…you will understand.

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/76 "2020-02-15T10:28:19Z")

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This is turning into a GIGO subthread.

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**Author:** ![Eve\_Griefer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/eve_griefer/32/277788_2.png) [@Eve\_Griefer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Eve_Griefer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/77 "2020-02-15T11:06:42Z")

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It’s hardly surprising, is it?

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**Author:** ![FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/fairytail_omaristos/32/145000_2.png) [@FairyTail\_Omaristos](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/FairyTail_Omaristos)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/78 "2020-02-15T12:28:14Z")

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> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> > I’ve never tried to sell myself as this; try harder.
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> You did and the fact you didn’t recognized it is part of the problem…

“I have decided that you did a thing and therefore I am right and you are wrong. Because I said so and my made-up reasons prove it”

Oh my ACTUAL God…

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**Author:** ![Aedaxus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aedaxus/32/393915_2.png) [@Aedaxus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aedaxus)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/79 "2020-02-15T13:16:58Z")

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> [@Waster\_of\_Space](#):
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> I’ve had a half dozen corp members leave the corp giving the connection and chat issues as the reason

Be a better CEO.

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**Author:** ![Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nicolai_serkanner/32/358049_2.png) [@Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nicolai_Serkanner)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/80 "2020-02-15T14:35:23Z")

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> [@Darlo\_Kubika](#):
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> Constantly claiming BS does not make it true…

And you know all there is to know about claiming ■■■■■■■■.

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**Author:** ![Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/herzog_wolfhammer/32/452132_2.png) [@Herzog\_Wolfhammer](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Herzog_Wolfhammer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/you-have-a-new-item-or-how-do-i-waste-the-time-of-my-devs-the-best-way/218877/81 "2020-02-15T15:39:30Z")

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I know where this is going. You better stop now before you become a dark lord.

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