lasers spread whether you like it or not. They just do it over long distances, longer if you use a better laser.
Hey dude. Loved your presentation at Fanfest this year.
PS the reason webs help you warp faster is by increasing your PEG signature, which increases your drag on spacetime and reduces the amount of energy needed to enter warp. 
Hooray Space Pope!
should our lasers cross streams one day the universe will implode 
I’ve always wanted to talk to a pope. And ask him the question.
How dare you give the Space-Pope the bird lol
Blessed by thy name. May the trinity be upon thee throughout all your black hole travels.
Space Pope is a really cool guy you talk to. I wish I had the honor of talking tho him more often.
Do you think he will answer?
That exhumer is looking a bit too clean. Dirty it up in a belt, eh!
At some point he may. He’s a busy Pope.
Hi space pope! Loved the dramatic reading on reddit.
Can we get a “Space Pope” emoji?
Salutations, and long life to His Grace Pope Singularity
Answer all calls!
B4R
We need this. Maybe a pope parrot?
Spread the love of his Holiness. And by live i mean lasers.