Ahoy there, ye brave souls and true pirates! Are ye fed up with spineless bullies preying on newbros and hiding behind their shiny ships like cowards? Tired of watching these lowlifes pick on rookies because they’re too afraid to face a real fight? Then it’s time to join The Disciples o’ Space Piracy, where we rise up against the griefers and take back what’s rightfully ours!
We be an alliance founded in the heart of Stain, a region where freedom reigns and pirates thrive. We’re here to stand against the underhanded tactics of those who hide behind spies and manipulative tactics—like Good Sax, who prey on newbros while avoiding a real challenge. We’re here to take Stain back from their clutches and create a haven for those who know how to live like real pirates.
Whether ye be a lone wolf looking for a crew or a corp seeking a new cause, we’ve got a place for you. Join us as we carve our own path, stand up to bullies, and take the fight to the true enemies of freedom!
Why Stand With Us?
For Individuals:
- Pirate Freedom: No forced fleets, no grindin’ quotas, no taxes. You’re free to play your way—whether that’s lootin’, PvP, exploration, or just enjoying the pirate life.
- A True Pirate’s Life: Here, you get to be your own captain. No one tells you how to play, but you’ll always find a hand ready to help when you need it.
- Guidance for Newbros: If you’re new to the game, our veterans are ready to help you get your bearings. But make no mistake—we don’t hold your hand, we give you the tools to thrive as a true pirate.
For Corporations:
- Your Crew, Your Rules: No interference from us! We support your autonomy and help your corp grow, whether you’re a small crew or a seasoned bunch looking for a fresh start.
- A Cause Worth Fighting For: Fight alongside us to take Stain back from the tyranny of the Good Sax. Stand up to their griefing and manipulative ways.
- No Taxes, No Bull: We don’t demand tribute, we don’t micromanage. Your corp’s coffers are your own—everything we do together is for the fun of it.
- A Growing Alliance: As underdogs in the fight for Stain, we’re expanding our ranks and strengthening our influence. Whether you need help with logistics, a fleet to back you up, or just a thriving pirate community to share in the spoils, we’re building something great together—and there’s room for you to join the rise!
What We Fight For:
We’re not just about piracy—we’re about freedom, fun, and independence. We stand against those who think they can bully newbros and hide behind their shiny ships. Together, we fight for:
- Freedom: Stain belongs to the bold. It’s time to reclaim it from those who seek to oppress and control.
- Fun: EVE’s a game—let’s make it one worth playing. We’re here for the thrills, the laughs, and the camaraderie.
- Independence: Whether you’re an individual pilot or a corp, you control your destiny. No one tells you what to do here.
What We’re Looking For:
For Corporations:
If you’re a corp that values freedom and adventure, we want you. Let’s work together to take Stain back and make our mark on the galaxy.
For Individuals:
If you’re ready to stand up against griefers, enjoy true pirate freedom, and fight alongside a crew that’s got your back, come join us!
Are Ye Ready to Fight Back?
It’s time to stand up to the bullies and take Stain back! The Disciples o’ Space Piracy are here to make a real difference. We’re not just looking to fight for our own gain—we’re here to bring freedom and fun back to the region, free from manipulation and underhanded tactics. If you’re tired of the griefers and want to join an alliance that fights for a cause, we’re ready to have you.
Let’s reclaim Stain, show the griefers what real pirates can do, and make EVE a game worth playing!
Freedom. Fun. Space Piracy.
Contact Cattraknoff for inquiries and enlistment. The galaxy’s waiting—join the fight today!
