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What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
*Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!”
*Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me
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