Ahoy there, ye weary starfarers and restless rogues! Be ye tired o’ bowin’ to the grindstone of EVE’s endless politickin’ and bureaucratic nonsense? Longin’ for a life where the stars be yours to plunder, free o’ tyrants an’ tedious toil? Then step aboard, matey, for The Disciples o’ Space Piracy want YOU!
We’re a bold and brazen alliance based in Stain, a haven fer freedom-lovin’ swashbucklers who seek to carve their own path among the stars. Together, we rise as the underdogs, fightin’ to wrest Stain from the grasp o’ Good Sax’s iron claw. They be nothin’ but manipulators, control freaks, an’ spies, but we be fightin’ to reclaim this space fer freedom, camaraderie, and the thrill o’ the hunt!
Whether ye be a lone wolf lookin’ fer a crew, a small corp dreamin’ o’ grander skies, or a band o’ mates seekin’ a shared cause, there be a place fer ye here in our fleet. Let us hoist the black flag an’ take to the void together!
Why Throw in With Us?
Fer Individuals:
- Sail as Ye Please:
Here, yer game is yours. No forced fleets, no grindin’ quotas, no taxes. Whether ye be pillagin’, explorin’, rat-blastin’, or just driftin’ through the void with rum in hand, ye steer yer own course. EVE’s no job here—it’s a grand adventure! - No Shackles, Only Opportunities:
Join the fray or sit one out—it’s yer choice, always. We’d love yer help in a skirmish or two, but there be no floggin’ if yer too busy polishin’ yer cannons. - A Harbor Fer Growth:
New to EVE or just needin’ a fresh start? Our seasoned veterans—spacefarers since the beta days—be here to guide ye when needed an’ let ye find yer own wind when ye wish.
Fer Corporations:
- Yer Crew, Yer Rules:
We don’t meddle in yer affairs or demand mandatory fleetin’. Grow yer corp as ye like, fight when yer ready, an’ forge yer legend under yer own flag. - A Cause Worth Fightin’ Fer:
Together, we’re breakin’ the chains o’ Good Sax. Stain’s future belongs to those who value freedom, fun, an’ prosperity. Every corp in our alliance has an equal say in what comes next. - No Tribute, No Interference:
There be no taxes or micromanagement here. Alliance initiatives be funded voluntarily, an’ yer autonomy as a corp remains sacred. Ye’ll find no pirates meddlin’ in yer coffers. - All Hands on Deck:
Need help settin’ up infrastructure, or a hand in battle? Ye’ll find The Disciples a loyal, hearty bunch ready to back ye, no questions asked.
What We Fight For
We be freedom’s last bastion in Stain! The cruel tyranny o’ Good Sax seeks to crush the region’s spirit with their spies an’ steel, but we aim to rekindle its fire. Together, we fight fer:
- Freedom: Stain belongs to those bold enough to claim it, free o’ oppression an’ control.
- Fun: EVE’s a game, not a grind. Our fleets and camaraderie make the galaxy a place o’ joy an’ adventure.
- Independence: Every player an’ every corp is their own captain. Here, ye be the master o’ yer fate, always.
What We Seek
- Fer Corporations: Whether yer a fledglin’ crew or seasoned veterans lookin’ fer a change, we welcome ye. We’ll help ye grow, give ye purpose, an’ share in the spoils o’ Stain’s liberation.
- Fer Individuals: Be ye a greenhorn seekin’ guidance or a grizzled spacefarer searchin’ fer a cause, we’ll give ye the freedom to thrive with a crew that’s always got yer back.
Are Ye Ready to Hoist the Colors?
The Disciples o’ Space Piracy be underdogs, aye—but we’ve the heart an’ fire to take Stain back! Good Sax’s tyranny will crumble under the weight o’ our boldness, fer we fight not just fer ourselves, but fer the spirit o’ fun an’ freedom in all nullsec.
Be ye ready to sail under our banner? To make Stain a haven fer the wild, free, and fearless? Join us now, and let’s reclaim the stars together!
Freedom. Fun. Space Piracy.
Contact Cattraknoff fer inquiries an’ enlistment. The galaxy awaits, matey—answer the call!
