UK/EU based multi-account weekend drunk confused individual looking for acceptance

Hello my loves,

I am a returning player with a very big break (since 2008ish), who thought he was done with pixelated space geopolitics, but alas Sir Stinkles has risen (or fallen) from his realm of reality to re-join the ranks of the perpetually unpleased. As our former capsuleer William Shakespeare put it, ‘He locks himself up alone in his bedroom, shuts his windows to keep out the beautiful daylight, and makes himself an artificial night.’, with that said my body and and those of three others (alts, don’t report) are ready for a come back. Though please be warned, I am but a nooblet in this new and foreboding world, with Triglavians feasting upon my unprepared body like a pack of gulls tearing away at a dirty bag of chips - though I have showered since my return.

The come back, however, is limited to ~ 20M SP spread amongst my mysterious main and minion alts. My main is subcap pvp focused with only 7.8 mill, end-goal of carriers. My industry main is heading toward a Rorqual, with a hulk alt for support (3.5 & 5.5 mill SP), and then I have a capital alt (only ~ 3 mill SP at the moment), heading toward armour based caps & titan, then shield thereafter.

I have long term plans on my return, but no long term home :worried:

The above is what I can provide, with a side of humour and the ability to take myself not too seriously, I’d love the following as new home:

  • Null-sec based with small to big roams into WH/NULL/LS/HS

  • Industry access to semi-secure space for my industry main & alts, pvp for my main and cap alt.

  • Real life comes first policy: I am in perpetual study and may need breaks here and there to accommodate.

  • Laid back and fun, I will train into SRP based ships and get involved but I do not want to be micromanaged, my Army days are over!

I am willing to (re) learn, get involved, have a go at FCing (don’t let me do it after 8 beers for all invovled). I just need a chance!

Cheers,

Sir to the Stinkles

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Welcome back bro!! If I had a Corp I would immediately invite you. See you in space!:rocket::star2::beers:

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Many thanks for your kind words my enthusiastic Vaseline fuelled cosmic brother. I shall indeed see you the vacuum of space :beers::rocket::flying_saucer::briefs:

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Hey there mate,

I’m a recruiter for The Dark Vanguard, we’re a nul sec Corp who are part of VINDICTIVE alliance and also mostly EU/UK guys.

We’re pvp focused but have plenty of people who run industrial alts, myself included. We have a buyback in the Corp for any loot, minerals, ore and other things you may come across in space.

We dont enforce a minimal fleet attendance like some corporations do, because this is a game not a job. But with an upcoming alliance deployment there’s going to be plenty to do in the upcoming weeks!

If you’re interested you can join our in game public channel: TDVG PUB

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Hey Sir Stinkles,

Ruthless Regiment would love to have you!! ‘‘Drunk or Otherwise’’ :slight_smile:

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Many thanks gentlemen for your invites, I shall open a beer some and swing by these fine establishments shortly to say hello! :beers:

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Hi @Sir_Stinkles
Welcome back!
You mentioned FUN in your OP!
We have just the FUN you are looking for! :wink:
UNsure of your TZ, but if you are EU, we may just be the corp you are looking for!

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We got this, If ya still interested in finding a home with all of the above, then drop in an application :slight_smile: if ya found ya new home already then i wish you the very best of luck and welcome back :slight_smile: o7

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Be More Wolf! Random acts of drunken stupidity are our reason for being.

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Hi Sir Stinkles,

I sent you an in game message. Hope to hear from you.

“There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it’s just a matter of finding it.” — Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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Hey there! Nice ad you got there :slight_smile: You should definitely take a look at Relentless Reprisal! They are an active EUTZ corp in my alliance, Federation Uprising, which is a Nullsec PVP alliance based in Immensea as part of Legacy Coalition.

We’d love to have a chat with you so we can go into more detail about who we are and what we are about, so if you’re interested, here’s our public recruitment Discord: FEDUP Public

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I’m back from a 9 year break my self, found a great home EDF. Drop by “The EDF bar” i game and we can chat if you would like. Happily help you out with info even if you dont end up joing us.

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Hey,

I think you’d fit in well with Lunar Legion, the casual-friendly corp of Total Eclipse. We’re based in Providence, in nullsec, so you’d have access to good ratting and mining space as well as a full array of industrial structures with low tax rates. We have regular PvP ops alongside our coalition, there are doctrines we’d like you to train into eventually but if you’re happy flying without SRP you can bring something else and join in on those fleets.

Come talk to us on Discord and find out if you think you’d be a good fit.

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