Dullberto “El Fortuna” Gonzalez
The Unlikely Tycoon of New Eden

Born out of a misclick and named in a moment of pure brain-lag, Dullberto was never meant to exist. Sporting a gloriously thick mustache, gold aviators, and the unmistakable swagger of a spacefaring telenovela star, Dullberto quickly defied all odds. What started as a throwaway alt with a vaguely Mexican flair turned into a galactic success story. No one knows how he got rich — some say it was market manipulation, others whisper about shady PI deals and forgotten wormholes full of loot.

Despite his goofy name and dubious fashion choices, Dullberto commands respect… or at least confusion. His fleet calls him El Fortuna, not because he’s lucky — but because somehow, the universe just bends around his chaotic charm.

In space, no one can hear you scream — but they can hear Dullberto laughing all the way to the bank.

“I put the ‘duh’ in Dullberto.”