Maruchan's Rules of Ramen Acquisition: Lessons from an Amarrian Pastafarian

Rule 1: Once you have their noodles, never give it back

Rule 4: Sex and Ramen are the two things that never last long enough

Rule 76: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies

Rule 96: Faith moves mountains - of noodles.

Rule 112: Never eat the boss' Ramen noodles unless you pay him first.

Rule 124: Friendship is temporary, Ramen stays in your gut forever.