Im getting the urge to come back to eve but i have no idea what i wanna do or even if i have the skill to do it anyway but my char is trained to do anything really but im pretty sure theres one thing i dont wanna do and thats wormhole stuff… that and butt stuff!!! hit me up here or in game but yea pitch me some ■■■■!
Are you between 18-99 years old? Are you allowed to watch R-rated movies. Have you ever performed the hellicopterdicking? Are you a hellicopter pilot named Richard? Can you stop the Rokh? Do you really want to stop the Rokh? Is going to the disco your other favourite activity? Then it’s time for you to sign up to BlueWaffe, the Bluest of Waffes.
What we offer:
Questionable Advice and Tutorials
Strong and Stable Memes
Hopes and Dreams
The Biggest E-Peens
No Rhymes Allowed
Empty Collection Cups for Tears
Hookers and Blackjack
What we expect:
Willingness to use Teamspeak
Willingness to pretend to enjoy Admiral Genaral Alagreen’s jokes
Willingness to explode
Willingness to be self sufficient
Ability to accommodate one regulation sized Pineapple to the rear
We are a corporation that like to get involved in all aspects that EvE Online has to offer.
We are active, friendly and not afraid to take on and build up even the newest of pilots. We have a vast amount of experience amongst our pilots and we thrive on the opportunity to help and develop our corporation into something even more great than what it is.
So if your ambitions, not afraid to get your hands dirty, enjoy good laughs and are not too shy to talk on comms, then come on over to our public channel and poke one of the recruiters, we would love to hear from you.
Public Channel – Lizards Pub
Points of contact –
Recruitment Status – Open
What we look for :
18+ Years of age
The hunger to smash people in the face
Solid sense of humour, we love the bants
What you can expect :
Strong UK/EU time zone presence
Daily PVP roams
Experience and willing to assist
Corp JF service
Weekly BLOPS fleets