At Bootstrap Mining we believe in a healthy work-life balance for all our colleagues

Poll time!

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Come on! Get voting!

It’s Friday and that means you’ve got a whole weekend ahead of you to get moved in if you join us now…

We are still looking for fearless pilots who are prepared to undock despite the blackout and get on with what needs to be done, knowing that it is probably here to stay and that others won’t so prices will rise, or to form counter strike fleets for anyone unfortunate enough to take the bait

Do you own a spaceship?

If so, we want to hear from YOU!

Escape the incessant babbling of local

Come and enjoy the quiet and tranquil* environment of null sec with us

The summer getaway you’ve been waiting for

* environment may not be fully silent until your pod is completely exploded

I have a spaceship!

And we’re pleased to have you aboard :slight_smile:

We are still looking for pilots who are still looking for corps who are still looking for pilots who are still looking for corps

We’re goin’ on an moon hunt
We’re going to catch a big one,
We’re not scared
What a beautiful corp!

Uh-uh!
Null!
Dark blackouty null.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
We’ve got to go through it!
Scanny cloaky! Scanny cloaky! Scanny cloaky!

We’re goin’ on an moon hunt
We’re going to catch a big one,
We’re not scared
What a beautiful corp!

Uh-uh!
A neut!
A confused angry neut.
We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Uh-uh!
Moon belt!
Big rocky moon belt.
We can’t go over it,
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to mine through it!
Asteroid is depleted! Asteroid is depleted! Asteroid is depleted!

Quick back to market!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Scanny cloaky! Scanny cloaky! Scanny cloaky!
Docking request accepted
KEEERCHING!

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I can’t believe my blatant rip off of a children’s book didn’t attract more applicants! It’s almost like I need to take a more sensible approach!

For that reason I hereby advise you of the Pros and Cons of joining us

Pros
International, mature corp
Opportunity to live in null or in hisec
No mandatory ops
Excellent systems including online store
Friendly alliance

Cons
You have joined us already and can’t do it again, thus limiting your enjoyment to only once

Objectively therefore you should join us
http://bootstrapmining.com/apply

Applied!

And welcome aboard!

I’m sure on a summer Sunday there are plenty of others looking for a corp :slight_smile:

Come on! Get out of the sun - it’s not good for you. Come and fly spaceships with us!