[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ ] - The Marmite Collective - 😈

This is not true at all. Im not getting into a troll fest but you cannot claim this when you run and hide from vmg and other alliances.

Also why are marmites loosing such rubbish ships? Are you like r v b?

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Hire Marmites!

Even when we “run and hide” we’re still the number one mercenary alliance in Eve.

Need tears from your enemies? We will deliver them to you in a jarrrrr… :joy:

You can’t claim to be the best merc in eve when you’re alliance is unwilling to fight other pvp players. What is your intended target base? miners fighting over turf? Lastnight your alliance was in a dead end pocket all dressed up with the works. Guardians, boosts, bhaalgorns. The whole shebang. And what did they do when I got within 3 jumps? Dock… Yes… they docked…

I am actually interested in what types of targets you intend to take contracts against, because it obviously isn’t MERC DEFENSE even tho you’re not in the silly donut.

TBH, they are ranked #16 all time alliance kills. Unless (or until) another merc group tops that Tora is literally correct when he says

“…we’re still the number one mercenary alliance in Eve.”

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Hire Marmites, you know you want to! :star_struck:

We’re back and nasty.

Hire us today, tomorrow and every day of the week!

YARRrrrrr… :skull_and_crossbones:

Would Marmite attack NPC Miners in High-Sec?
I want to know what loot they have.
I know they have reinforcement.

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Never done that before. Sounds more like pve than pvp.

idk, but it’s in High-Sec, and I’m not sure how much the NPC drop and what reinforcement they get in 0.9 or 0.7.

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https://zkillboard.com/character/2113463663/ 1 day old character joins corp and loses 2 orca’s to the same guy in marmite and then leaves, How much did it cost you guys to stat pad your war report you pathetic mongrels?

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350M per Orca and on Sunday 250M.

You’re forgetting the skill injectors to inject a 1d old character into an orca.

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I do have an Orca, but I never lost it yet.
I could pay to have it escorted and it would be possible to load it with the 174k m3 or so of Ore or some 40k + 20k Minerals.

Confirmed: The Orca’s were Marmite’s XD

Hire marmites today.

ZKB tells us, we have 58 active pvp players for you, to hunt your targets… We also shout Yarrrr when we kill them.

If there’s somethin’ strange in the neighborhood
Who ya gonna call? Marmites!
There’s somethin’ weird and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call? Marmites!

Ready with freakin lasers! :scream:

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Is the ban on battleships for marmites lifted yet?
What about the donations for wars? Your beloved members told me the donations round did not go so well, I can contribute if you’d like, just tell me where to send the isk.

They still know how to run away from vmg like the scrubs they are!

Lol, you should feel bad for pretending you did anything. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

First of all, it was a PIRAT fleet with 2-3 VMG kill whoring in it (on a ship we forgot was on grid). And second, you asked a Public-Enemy fleet to support you, who forgot they weren’t even at war with us.

So in short, you screamed for help and had your special big brothers helping you go after the evil Marmites.

But the offer (not meant as smack, serious offer) is still open. Create a VMG corp, move the last few actives you have in it and we will accept your corp in Marmites. Back to the alliance you already were in a few times before. :wink:

Happy christmas to you all:santa::mrs_claus::mrs_claus:

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