Closed, thanks for all the replies:)

[Elassus_Herron]

Teachers, you say??

I think our corp might be a good match for you. We’re a small corp in an excellent nullsec alliance, but most importantly: we’re dedicated to teaching you all you need to know to live the best version of your EVE life. Here’s our advert:

Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

[raitaru%20solo] (pictured: you, in space, which is big and lonely) So, like, you know what is your very favorite thing, if you are A Troll? It’s when you’re flying around, and you find these noobs, and they’re just sitting there, the dummies, being “carebears” or whatever; and you run in, blow them up, yell something grammatically questionable about “harvesting tears” and then fly back to high-five your buddies about how you “cucked” them. It’s the best!¹ You know what isn’t fun for you? I…

You can come hang out on our Discord (Akadeimia Keipouron SVK), or visit our public channel (Gardeners’ Embassy), or just message me directly.

See you soon!

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