The Banana Congregation is Recruiting!
Part of That Escalated Quickly. Alliance
Do you enjoy questionable life choices, terrible jokes, and shooting internet spaceships?
Then welcome to The Banana Congregation.
We are a lowsec pirate corporation flying under the banner of That Escalated Quickly. — a PvP-focused alliance built around one simple philosophy:
If it can be undocked, it can probably be exploded. No blues, no drama.
We live for PvP and do a bit of everything:
- Small gang and solo fights, almost daily NPSI filament nullsec welps
Bigger brawls
Organized and disorganized doctrines
The occasional “I bought 200 catalysts, trade me” highsec suicide gank
We are active across all timezones, so whether you’re an European, an American, or an Australian menace who logs in when everyone else is asleep, there is usually something happening around.
What do we ask from you?
Honestly? Not much.
We don’t require you to be a PvP god. We don’t expect you to have 500 billion ISK in assets. We don’t need you to know every ship fitting ever made.
We just want people who:
- Want to PvP and improve
- Try to be self-sufficient
- Are willing to undock and take fights, sometimes uneven ones
- Enjoy playing the game with other slightly unhinged people
- Are willingly joining comms and trying to work with other people
We value pilots who bring a good attitude more than perfect killboard stats.
What we offer:
Active PvP environment
Very experienced pilots to learn from
Content across multiple timezones
A variety of ships, fights, and questionable operations
A community that knows how to have fun
Also included:
- Speedrunning chat bans
- Terrible humor
- Dubious tactical decisions
If you are looking for a serious PvP environment that doesn’t take itself too seriously, come talk.
Join The Banana Congregation
Join That Escalated Quickly.
Show off your banana.
Contact me and let’s see what trouble we can get into.
I’ve mailed you our discord (in-game) if you wanna chat