[BRAWLS DEEP is Recruiting — Get In or Get Pegged]
Tired of boring fleets, spreadsheets, and crabby carebears? Dive BRAWLS DEEP with us and rediscover the true meaning of fun in EVE Online.
We’re not just a corp.
We’re a lifestyle.
We’re a fever dream wrapped in a moan, gasping through heavy breathing and wild fits of “DE WANNA WANGA.”
What We Offer:
• Explosive brawls that end in glory or humiliation. Sometimes both.
• A fleet full of egirls, femboys, and unhinged comms chatter that’ll make your mom question your life choices.
• Pegging jokes? More like pegging culture. It’s not a kink, it’s a bonding experience.
• Late-night ops powered by monster energy, regret, and one guy who’s always too high to FC but does it anyway.
• Heavy breathing in comms that may or may not be arousal-induced (we won’t judge).
• Fleet doctrines named after bad decisions and worse exes.
Requirements:
• Microphone (for breathing heavily and saying “oh god” in fleet).
• Thick skin. Thicker memes.
• Ability to say “BRAWLS DEEP” without flinching.
• A love for chaos, camaraderie, and questionable ERP.
BRAWLS DEEP isn’t for everyone.
But if you like your PvP with a side of degeneracy and your voice comms dripping in unfiltered madness…
We’re waiting for you.
Legs spread.
Arms open.
DE WANNA WANGA.
Join BRAWLS DEEP.
We go in raw.
We go in loud.
We go in DEEP.