LOOK NO FURTHER… we don’t care if you invented the telephone (although we’d probably give you iskies if you could prove it 
) or are three days outta diapers (actually, we would care about that)
Introducing the Eve-famous… Dastardly Darwinism Pirates!
** cue applause, confetti, and Swedish bikini models 
Don’t care about your SP and don’t care about your age. We play this ridiculous game for fun! Our fun is doing everything we can to keep LOWSEC dangerous 
(love these emoji things waaaay too much)
If goons hate’ya, even better… hey BOIS!!! DEEEEEEEELVE CEPTOR ROAAAAAAAM!!! 
CLICK BAIT >>>