The worst pirates you have ever heard of…but at least you have heard of us.
Lowsec pirates who rule Khanid Lowsec.
We have caused Ev0ke to restructure, helped kill Nulli Secunda, forced Purple Helmeted Warriors from the region, HUN Reloaded left because of us, Northern Army were eased out, The Methodical Alliance left Querious due to our pressure, Surely Your Joking died, Jihadasquad died. Everybody who comes to Khanid eventually disbands or leaves. Rabble alliance died in Querious, Darkness + Blades of Grass left because of Darwinism. Volition Cult has disbanded because of us, Imperium Divine moved away, The R0NIN ran away from us in Querious because of our skillz. Currently NC is dying in Khanid. UPDATE: NC have left Khanid due to our memes and pvp skill, MC is also disbanding because of their experience in Khanid, Stellae Renascitur are being evicted from QFC due to poor performance against us
We are down to earth real life friendly funny pirates that occasionally poke 0.0 for content as well.
What do we do and offer?
We have a huge range of people and personalities within the alliance. To give you a flavour:
- ‘Glorious’ Space leaders
- Pilots that always need orders repeating 10 times
- Some priest dude
- Guy who drives a truck
- Pilots that are good at pvp
- Pilots that are terrible at pvp
- Pilots that think they are good at pvp, but are mistaken
- Pilots that don’t shut up on teamspeak
- Pilots that don’t ask for help in combat when they clearly need it
- Pilots that over analyse everything
- Pilots that only EFT
- Funny pilots
- Less funny pilots
- That (Those) one (six) pilot(s) that always jump(s)!
- That one that turns up and says “Hey, what we doing”, just after a complicated plan has been explained
- Poor pilots
- Another Sale
- The Great Serbian Depository
- The mega rich
- Great relationships
- That person that asks for blops and expects 15 bombers within 4 seconds to be ready
- Guarryyy Bell!
- Conspiracy theorists
- Narrow minded non-conspiracy theorist types
- Boring people
Overall, a pretty normal middle size ish multi- timezone community of pirates. We are literally dreadful. So if you die to us you are worse than a CCP designing sov.
The best EVE pirate community out there!
Hell, this recruitment post has probably annoyed more than one person in the alliance. So if you are a corporation of of relaxed and insane pilots, come to talk to us!
We don’t have a forum and hardly use our discord. Oh, and slack, that is a thing we don’t use…
It can get quiet in Khanid sometimes so be able to entertain yourself when its quieter.
Perhaps you are a newer corp that would like to get a taste of lowsec life?
Recruitment (US): Puma E77 and Garen Lemmont
Recruitment (EU): Crystalline Entity
Recruitment (AU): Tonestar 1
Public Channel: DRWIN PUB