DARSTARDLY DARWINISM PIRATES! [alliance recruitment]

low-sec

(Crystalline Entity) #1

[what is with these new forums???]

The worst pirates you have ever heard of…but at least you have heard of us.

Lowsec pirates who rule Khanid Lowsec.

We have caused Ev0ke to restructure, helped kill Nulli Secunda, forced Purple Helmeted Warriors from the region, HUN Reloaded left because of us, Northern Army were eased out, The Methodical Alliance left Querious due to our pressure, Surely Your Joking died, Jihadasquad died. Everybody who comes to Khanid eventually disbands or leaves. Rabble alliance died in Querious, Darkness + Blades of Grass left because of Darwinism. Volition Cult has disbanded because of us, Imperium Divine moved away, The R0NIN ran away from us in Querious because of our skillz. Currently NC is dying in Khanid. UPDATE: NC have left Khanid due to our memes and pvp skill, MC is also disbanding because of their experience in Khanid

We are down to earth real life friendly funny pirates that occasionally poke 0.0 for content as well.

What do we do and offer?
Villainous piracy
Gatecamping
Bloopsing

The People
We have a huge range of people and personalities within the alliance. To give you a flavour:

  • ‘Glorious’ Space leaders
  • Pilots that always need orders repeating 10 times
  • Some priest dude
  • Guy who drives a truck
  • Pilots that are good at pvp
  • Pilots that are terrible at pvp
  • Pilots that think they are good at pvp, but are mistaken
  • Pilots that don’t shut up on teamspeak
  • Pilots that don’t ask for help in combat when they clearly need it
  • Pilots that over analyse everything
  • Pilots that only EFT
  • Funny pilots
  • Less funny pilots
  • That (Those) one (six) pilot(s) that always jump(s)!
  • That one that turns up and says “Hey, what we doing”, just after a complicated plan has been explained
  • Poor pilots
  • Another Sale
  • The Great Serbian Depository
  • The mega rich
  • Great relationships
  • That person that asks for blops and expects 15 bombers within 4 seconds to be ready :smiley:
  • Guarryyy Bell!
  • Conspiracy theorists
  • Narrow minded non-conspiracy theorist types
  • Alcholics
  • Boring people

Overall, a pretty normal middle size ish multi- timezone community of pirates. We are literally dreadful. So if you die to us you are worse than a CCP designing sov.

The best EVE pirate community out there!

Hell, this recruitment post has probably annoyed more than one person in the alliance. So if you are a corporation of of relaxed and insane pilots, come to talk to us!

We don’t have a forum and hardly use our discord. Oh, and slack, that is a thing we don’t use…

It can get quiet in Khanid sometimes so be able to entertain yourself when its quieter.

Perhaps you are a newer corp that would like to get a taste of lowsec life?

Recruitment (US): Puma E77 and Garen Lemmont
Recruitment (EU): Crystalline Entity
Recruitment (AU): Tonestar 1

Public Channel: DRWIN PUB


130m SP char looking at ... stuff
96 million sp pilot looking for long term low sec USTZ corp
Old Man Returning
~38M SP- Looking for Gang pvp
Looking for a home
28mill pilot looking to relearn the game -- PVP/IND
Semi-retired semi-bitter vet looking for relaxed home to play (or not as I see fit)
58mil Sp Char LF new home
122 Mil SP W/ Alts LF Null Sec active group
85M SP Old player back after 5 years searching for a pirate corp in low sec
LF active corp with good isk making opportunities
Small Industry Corporation Looking for Alliance
EU TZ 96m Skillpoints Returning player looking for a corp
170M + SP looking for Low Sec Home
66mil sp pilot looking to join corp
[LOW] [PVP] ex- CO2, DARWINISM is recruiting!
Looking for UK/ EU corp
Returning 137M SP PvP Pilot Looking for Low Sec PvP Corp
Returning 19mil SP PvP pilot looking for new home
96m SP Toon LF Corp
Closed
LF late EU tz corp. H-sec or L-sec Amarr space
Application is pending. Thanks for messages etc
Thanks
Small EU Corp Looking for Friends
96Mil, USTZ Bittervet Looking For Home
80Mil+ SP player looking for a corp
Returning Player seeking
Returning player looking to come back
Casual player interested in Logi
Casual newbie here looking for a laid back crowd
71M SP - Looking for pvp corp. J-space/0.0 pref
Bittervet looking for new home
Looking for a new home
Returning newbie wanting to find a Corp
LF active lowsec corp who blops regularly
Returning player looking for New crew
Coming Back
(Rolo Dampier) #2

you are fun,

gladly giving you guys a

bump

o/


(Garen Lemmont) #3

I’m only slightly offended! :wink:

ROOOOOOOLO!!!

bumpskies

Some of our latest shenanigans…


(Doctor VVho) #4

Like your ad! Free bump for you


(Crystalline Entity) #5

Type here


(Kahless Monstrosity) #6

Are you recruiting for pilots? If so how active are you in the US TZ?


(Garen Lemmont) #7

Why yes, yes we are!

USTZ, particularly late USTZ is kinda thin. Our alliance is pretty rooted in the late EUTZ/early USTZ time-frame. Not to say we don’t have ops late on the east coast (had one last night), just not particularly the norm.

That said, there’s ALWAYS something going on in Khanid. We do have purple roams too, where we fleet up with prospective applicants and lose some ships together. Gives everyone a chance to try each other on for size (not like that)!

Just give us a shout in the channel linked above >>


(Garen Lemmont) #8

v2

So, I was thinking today about livening up the place. You know maybe a hat rack in the corner or a lamp on the desk. Then the idea struck… why not spice up our alliance recruiting post with a little character… a little pizzazz… a little oomph! :wink:

Nobody likes to see "BUMP repeated ad nauseum 'round these parts, so here’s a little something different.

First off, acknowledgement goes to our newest Dear Leader, Sul Glass for the pic above! I’ve modified it slightly from it’s original version. :smirk:

We’ve had a bit of a shake up lately in Alliance leadership… but rest assured Eve Online, our dastardly band of villainous pirates continue the noble pursuit of ensuring that LOWSEC Khanid remains lethal to any-and-all wishing to pass through! :skull_and_crossbones: :dizzy_face: :skull_and_crossbones:

So to kick things off and considering that nobody apart from Mr. Monstrosity (kewl name btw) above has actually asked anything in here, why don’t we start off with a softball…

  • “Mr. Garen, luv the new digs :star_struck:, can you provide some insight for a newbro… bright eyed and bushy-tailed, as they consider going to LOWSEC for the very first time?”

Well Mr. Garen, I’m so glad you asked.

Something to consider, Mr. Newbro, is that every single LOWSEC gate in the game is camped by nefarious evil-doer pirates ready to pounce on you the instant you cross the boundary from High-sec into BEST SEC with the express desire of relieving you of your ship, your assets, and your pod!

“REALLY??” :open_mouth:

No, not really… not even CLOSE! You see in Eve, the approximate system breakdowns are…

  • Highsec: 1090
  • Lowsec: 817
  • Nullsec: 3524 (including jove systems unavailable for travel)
  • Wormholes: 2600 (I think this # is correct)

So, looking at this from the perspective of Lowsec system availability in-game, only 10% of the entire game is Lowsec!

While concrete numbers aren’t available, I think a realistic historical value attributed to the percentage of Eve players that actually inhabit Lowsec is roughly 8% of the game’s population.

For comparison’s sake (and likewise based on reasonable historical information), roughly 50% of the game’s population lives in Highsec, which comprises about 14% of Eve.

  • ~8% of the population residing in 10% of the game (Lowsec) vs.
  • ~50% of the population residing in 14% of the game (Highsec)

While direct objective measurements are unavailable, a broadly based assumption can be gleaned just from the swag numbers presented above… and it’s no secret that Lowsec is sparsely populated!

So rest assured, Mr. Newbro… the very first time you enter Lowsec, you most likely won’t have pirates ready to pounce and ruin your day… UNLESS you’re coming to Khanid! :wink:

Off to camp a Highsec gate… toodles! :skull_and_crossbones: :dizzy_face: :skull_and_crossbones:


(Garen Lemmont) #9

bumpskies

Oh, and some more shenanigans…


(Imperial Crusader) #10

I’m interested in trying the pirate life. Drop me a message if you’re still recruiting :slight_smile:


(Garen Lemmont) #11

bump-skerriffic!!

Check it out… those Dastardly Darwinism boys at it again, doing our part to piss on blue donuts!

What did you do today in Eve? :wink:


(Garen Lemmont) #12

bumperoos

And another fight! This time to help out our bro’s during the USTZ… on a regular old Tuesday night!

Keepin LOWSEC dangerous! :skull_and_crossbones: :dizzy_face: :skull_and_crossbones:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003530/201709200000/


(Crystalline Entity) #13

Dear Garen,

Tell me why Darwin has so few blues. Aren’t blue donuts fun for all???

Love x


(Solomar Espersei) #14

This is relevant to my interests. I think we’re operating just “up the road from y’all”. Any interest in a small corporation of cloaky bastards? PM me if so.


(Crystalline Entity) #15

We need a bitter AU pirate to join, our Aussie is feeling lonely


(Crystalline Entity) #16

Gave the main poast a rejig.

Garen is always looking to talk to more people.

[please don’t talk to me, recruitment is painful]


(Crystalline Entity) #17

We decided vydra hadn’t had enough kills today…

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003886/201710271900/


(MRKWA) #18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itTjeo6HsyI <3


(Fast End) #19

A game of emoji’s

:airplane: - :skull_and_crossbones: + :gun: - :fire: = :skull: = :laughing:

Just sayin


(Fast End) #20

Good ol regular thread bump. Totally on top of this 24hr bumping thing, nailed it.