[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ ] - The Marmite Collective - 😈


(dave3NG) #1253

How much would it cost to hire your certified services to wardec me and my corp of myself? I made the mistake of joining the EvE facebook group and everyone seems to crying like a baby about the wardec system, and I want a “peace” of that action.

It’s only me and I suck balls, so a legit offer would be appreciated… xxx

(Dom Arkaral) #1254

lmao, the facebook people are pretty much the most carebeary around

they’re all bark and no bite :wink:

(Prude Fish) #1255

Just pick a few of the 100+ wars they have at random (where they are the aggressor) and offer your corps services ad a defender.

Boom, free war dec against Marmite.

(Tora Bushido) #1256

Only dumb people want a (free) war with Marmite. :wink:

(Tora Bushido) #1257

Number one mercenary alliance in Eve still going strong and will also still be here in 2 weeks. :kissing_heart:

(Sol epoch) #1258

I see what you did there! You naughty boy!

(Tora Bushido) #1259

Hire Marmite, because I’m bored like hell. Being the number one Mercenary alliance for years, makes things boring if you’ve got no challenges. Many have tried and failed, disbanded or just left the game with frustration. Some even had to merge 3 mercenary alliances to barely stay alive.


(Tora Bushido) #1260

Play Eve, hire Marmites and Bee happy.


(lilol' me) #1261

can you kill a astra in a WH, if so evemail me ingame and give me a price

(Tora Bushido) #1262

Marmites don’t do structure contracts. We only kill them for revenge or pleasure.

(Tora Bushido) #1263

Hire Marmites, because why not. :darkbeerparrot:

(Dom Arkaral) #1264

Hmmm :thinking:

(labtecwar) #1265

It’s amazing what you can do with photoshop.
And you’re getting pretty good Tora :congapartyparrot:

(Tora Bushido) #1266

If you can proof this is a Photoshop (which it isnt), I’ll send you 100B. If you fail, you owe me a Fedo. :smirk:

(labtecwar) #1267

Hehe I was talking about the bee happy :star_struck:

(Sandy Law) #1268

He doesn’t need Photoshop…
Photoshop needs him.

(Wanda Fayne) #1269

Did someone say Photoshop?

(Dom Arkaral) #1270

My mom had hair like that 15-20 years ago (as did I lol)

(Noragen Neirfallas) #1271

I still have hair like that

(Nitshe Razvedka) #1272

Tora, do you have a link/copy of the cartoon of you spanking Code like an errant child?

Can you link here or post in C&P meme library.


( some masochistic Codie wants to relive the memory )