[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ ] - The Marmite Collective - 😈

Fact… And it is history. Don’t take my word for it though as
allegedly I am a Tool!

My apologies then, from our last uh… interaction I took what you were saying as some sort of shot at me.

Think you need to read through this stuff:

Hire Marmites today. The best highsec mercenary in Eve and beyond.

Hire them tomorrow. Today they are busy looting their allies :joy: the only “mercenaries” in eve who are using stealth bombers™

Marmite, the strongest, longest running, non trade hub hugging and highest ranked highsec mercenary alliance in Eve. That’s who you want to hire…

Hire Marmites, we have the balls to be at war with C-M3N. :parrotbeer:

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SIR it’s G-M3N

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Sorry, updated… :hugs:

can’t argue with that, we did sort of spunk all over general shogun the other day :smile:

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That’s just how we say hello to other merc alliances here in G-M3N

It’s true…I was covered head to toe in the stuff! Not to worry, though, I always tell my wife it’s good for the skin =)

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Hire Marmites for all your mercenary contracts. We’ll even war dec G-M3N if they smack talk us on the forums, unlike some other “mercenaries”.

Want to join us, send me a mail. We wont yell at you for hunting, having fun or losing ships.

Marmite rule number one : HAVE FUN!

In the end, Marmite always wins…

… cuz our skilled pvp pilots can handle the pressure. All other mercenaries cant…

1 down, 1 cripple, 1 to go… :kissing_heart:

Hire Marmites (the f**k your feelings alliance).

The only alliance in Eve that doesn’t troll others… :smirk:

God bless you all in Marmite, my brothers. May your light shine bright.

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Someone’s citadel has been renamed… :joy:

Fly Fearless should have taken the deal, now they lost their members, their structures, their ships, their…

Lessons learned : Hire marmite, we always win in the end! :smirk:

Hire Marmites, I mean hire Trolla Bullshito or one of his station minions.

New Marmite merc services :

-Hisec Bomber Ops (coz marmites are whoring even on their own losses)
-Forum Trolling Deluxe ™a Trolla Bullshito service
-Do you need an ally to loot your wreck if you die? Apophis can do it for you :slight_smile:

Nah
You beat Marmite by yourself on that regard lol

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You also forget we’re also awesome at troll baiting… POINT! :rofl::rofl::rofl: