We now have Guinness on tap, and assorted nuts in stock.
Drop by the bar to taste our wares…
Someone might even give us a wee tune.
hey didle didle, the cat did a piddle, the dog fell over the moon… 
Ok so someone told the funniest joke EVER in the bar last night!
I mean, it was just SOOOOOOO funny. Nuts, tables, chairs, they all went everywhere. Drink was spilled!
You should pop by The EDF bar and say hi, so you can hear these jokes and join in the fun 
We have roams every night in each time zone. If you like small stuff, get in touch.
The bar is open and unlike the bar in from Dusk til Dawn, the dancers dont want to kill you! Hows that for a bonus!
If you like roaming, we’ve got roaming every day, and if you own a Dread and are sick of it being an expensive paper weight, we got use for you right now. Give us a tinkle.
mmmmm I love the smell of Quafe in the morning
Oh and by the way , NC don’t surf!
See you at the bar
There will be a wake in The EDF bar just before DT on Monday, to mark the sad passing of the Blackout.
bring hankies, we’ll provide the comforting booze
Ok so the Blackout has ended and all our active members have a nice new medal to commemorate the experience.
I bet your super gutted you don’t have one of our medals! …Right! … I know!
So… help us, help you…drop by “The EDF bar” in-game or our public Discord, https://discord.gg/KYPR2B 
Join EDF today so you don’t miss out on one of our stupendous medals tomorrow!
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Looking for a Legacy Corporation? Looking for a corp thats stable and a tight knit group of guys? EDF would be a good fit for you! Contact a recruiter for more info or to ask any questions you may have.
Reruns of Red Dwarf playing on the big plasma over the bar.
Drop by “The EDF bar” to join the chuckles. Rimmer still is a total smeghead! 
So last night in the bar we where laughing about our last roam. 66 jumps from north to south, in faction frigates and Vedmaks. Tackle a Rorqual, get it into hull, get dropped on by some supers, run away, dodge a Titan lance… to then get popped by drifters at a worm hole.
If this sounds like an adventure you want to be part of drop by the bar
Always looking for Cap pilots. Don’t let them gather dust, come use them on a daily basis with us.
WOW its been wild in the bar the last few weeks. Had to close down for a night or two to redecorate. Those Trig folks sure know how to party… oh wait, i mean Empire upstanding citizens! 
Anyway, now the bars restocked and refurbish, how about drop on by and say hi.
Maybe someone can wish me luck for a job interview I have tomorrow! 
The bar is a jumping, this party only just gettin started!!
Oop ooopp wooop wooopp
Jump yeah!!
Got my new job!!
Oh yes, eve related stuff in bar, blabla etc
EDF rocks!! 
Urrrrrrgggg tooo much cake… toooo much…
The bars a mess from boxing day boozing. Now trying to clean up having eaten way to much cake.
If you would take pity on me, drop by “The EDF bar” in game to help me tidy up a bit.
Free buts for all those that drop by.
Awesome corp, awesome people, awesome bump.
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Happy new year from everyone in EDF to former, current and, heres hoping, new prospective members.
Drop by “The EDF bar” in-game to join our hogmanay celebrations, we are still partying 
If you want to PVP, now is your opportunity! Join up now!
Want to know more?
Join TheEDFBar in game.
EDF is growing bigger and stronger and the bar is overflowing the champagne. Come join us at TheEDFBar in game or message me today to know more!
Are you ready to make nullsec very afraid of you? This is the place to be.
Pew pew, it’s time to PVP with EDF! Come chat with me in game, on Discord, or telepathically if you’re in the US and want to kill.
ABK - Always. Be. Killing. With EDF, obviously.