Looking for crazy weird people!

Back to EVE having left in 2010, wow, much has changed but much is the same…

82M SP, former PVP Only player (joined in 2003 LOL), Pirate, sat in Covryn kicking the dust off and looking for plain nasty people to play with. Having problems remembering where I left the bodies or the gold and WTF do I do with a NOS Domi anymore??

I’d like to find low-sec like-minded adults to Yarr with and possibly join a corp. I don’t need my hand holding (well OK if you incist) Just want chilled killers to hang with. From the UK but play late evening so someone throw a brother a bone eh?

Where do I go, does anyone need a friend (q sad lost face).

HELP, ok i’m past that but looking for love or shits and giggles.

Best regards,
Fishy (weird nickname I know) :slight_smile:

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Hey @mentalbard / Fishy

I run a small fun pvp alliance called Denial of Service (KB) based in LS… We’re bascially a group of people who just like blowing up spaceships and chilling on comms. We do roams/blops etc. and have no blues so there are loads of targets.

Corp is alll EU based so there will always be people online & in comms to chill with in EU prime.

Stop by our discord for a chat: https://discord.gg/43JCF92pyZ

Welcome,

We are corporation of USTZ and EUTZ players looking for like minded individuals to join our laid back PVP community! Our leadership recently returned and created our start up dragging old friends and enemies alike to PVP and create content for all those involved!

We are extremely interested in returning players like ourselves.

The corporation has a plethora of experienced directors and fleet commanders who strive to take the bullcrap out of the game so the content comes easy for our members! We formed this corporation to begin a new chapter in our eve careers and we would like you to come along! We are looking for pilots who wish to center themselves around real people in real PVP settings, looking to follow us to some of the most exotic places in eve while trying to get the fix that we so happily PLEX our accounts for! If you fit our requirements and wish to help build a better pvp experience maybe you can step, Into the Ether…

ALLIANCE:

  • We are part of WE FORM V0LTA, based in the Fade Region and constantly deploying to a content zone near you!
  • We have a very short list of blues and 99% of eve is neutral - we go shooting NIGHTLY.

ISK Opportunities:

  • Null-sec access is available for all your pvp funding needs.
  • Moon Rentals, mining, ratting, DED, archaeology and data mining, whatever you need to fund the bloodshed.

Requirements:

  • No Hard SP Requirement but must be PVP Focused
  • Dread Alt (Mandatory)
  • Useful Light Tackle Alt/Dictor/Cyno Alt (Mandatory)
  • Mumble and Discord access
  • Must join comms and have an operational microphone (non negotiable)
  • Self sufficient
  • Consistent schedule and activity as RL allows (the significant other comes first)
  • Over the age of 18
  • ESI SEAT/Auths for ALL characters
  • Screenshot of your ESI page to prove the character on each account. (Since you can’t see that like you could with API)

Additional Information:

Recruitment Process:

  1. SEAT/auth upon application.
  2. ESI Screening.
  3. Mumble interview.
  4. Once all of those are done. Leadership will decide if it’s a yes or no. You might be asked to roam with us for a night to test it out.

What we offer our pilots:

  • A true eve experience, we flex every SP we train.
  • Limitless PVP immersion. Black Ops, small medium and large gang fights, Roams, Capital Warfare, needlejacks, WH pvp. You need it? We got it.
  • Experienced corporation staff and leadership.
  • A stable aggressive alliance.
  • Top Tier Level FCs
  • Ship Reimbursement!

Thank you for your time!

Hello Fishy! Would you be interested in checking out life in Pochven? Pochven is literally space-hell and we are all masochists who get off being killed by drifters.

Stribog is recruiting new capsuleers and corporations of all skill levels and vocations. From moon-mining to small gang PvP, our alliance caters to players on any career path.

What we offer:

  • ム Industry - enjoy null-sec level bonuses to refining, manufacturing, research, and planetary production only a few jumps from Jita
  • ム Logistics - transport goods into and out of Pochven with easy connections to Empire space
  • ム Mining - mine r64 moons and Triglavian ores from the richest belts in the game
  • ム PvE - battle Drifters, Rogue Drones, and EDENCOM for rewards from the Triglavian Collective
  • ム PvP - engage in small-gang warfare, ESS heists, and daily roams with a team of friendly and active pilots

If you are interested in joining, apply in-game to Stribog Proving [SKS3P] and authenticate on our Discord Server.

Hope to fly with you soon in The Domain of Bujan

Good day Fishy!

Welcome back to EVE! I Think BaoZI will be perfect for you. It has a perfect blend of PVE and PVP, and have plenty of knowledgeable players to help you. if you are interested, feel free to either contact me in game under the name wagon Arnst to message me on discord under PaPa Stalin#1843 or hop on our discord https://discord.gg/vjqA4Dkn . I hope to hear from you soon!

Fly safe!
wagon Arnst

Hello Fishy!

Have you ever had a look into WH space? We’re a mainly UK corp (like 95%) that loves to crack elaborate jokes and play EvE together. We get good PvP connections on regular basis and we have the opportunity to make good ISK PvE wise too! We’re small close gang at the moment and imo perfect time to join. Have a look in our thread!